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Can I have a permanent post here that's just bumped every day?

No, because you won't share and I've got to make poppy seed tea to get a buzz. Ass.

Edit: speaking of which, I think I'm going to pick up some poppy tonight. It's been a rough day.
 
Today I had my vodka-and-drink-mix for my one class. Made me much more social, despite my occasional mispronouncing words.

I am now mixing vodka into my homemade wine. I'm not an alcoholic, I swear.
 
i slept at a table and then had to go turn shit in to my department. drug dealers are the worst though, been waiting four hours to hear from my guy and i am super sobering up

All dealers run on what my bro calls, "Drug Dealer Time". Essentially, you'll be waiting awhile, my friend.
 
I once had a knock on the door, I wasn't expecting anyone, and as I opened it 4 huge black guys ploughed their way in to my flat. Not even pulling your pud one of them had to have been 6'9" or more, arms like tractors, hands like shovels. Don't get me wrong but I thought I was getting robbed. If it had been 4 huge Italian guys bursting into my home, I would have thought the same.

I nearly poo'd but then my housemate said they were here to sell us weed and we watched boxing (I'm totally not interested in boxing) and someone asked why someone else had been in prison and apparently that was not cool.

It was a good night.
 
I've been sick for a bit and weed made it worse (sinus infections).
I find weed great for colds and flu. It just seems to stop you producing mucus and puts you in the same state but it's actually fun. I prescribe 2 of these bad boys to anyone.
 
i am blunt high so i am in the weirdest mood, watching a documentary about hh holmes narrated by tony jay, chain smoking
 
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