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Omnium Ultimatus dijo:
Even when drunk you can't hide the fact from yourself that your life sucks. (as said by someone who's currently drunk).
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Currently drunk listening to the local PD/FD scanner. Nothing but Domestics and ODs, Soo it can always be worse lol.

Edit: Someone got stabbed at a local watering hole. Like I said could always be worse. Why I choose to drink at home. Drink solo rather than die from a BOLO
 
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Not high but gonna get drunk for the last time for the next two weeks ughh but you know what i wish i had known sooner?


ok so I went into a smoke shop to use the atm after work, and I saw what has got to be weed and gummi edibles for sale out in the open, behind a glass counter (it's legal in nj now the gun laws may suck but hey legal pot) wish i had known that was holding sooner cause i wanted to get sooo baked....ugh but it's gonna have to wait till next payday. When I'm gonna buy the biggest hookah and a few jars of the best stuff they got and toke my apartment up till it smells like a Rastafari church.
 
Sitting here thinking how at this point I could live and appreciate literally anywhere after going 2000 miles in a few days. Being old is a hell of a drug.
 
bought my first bong today toking out on thc 8 though 9 isnt fully legal in my state yet. Still this stuff can get you stoned but you gotta toke like twice as much for hours for it too work as good as the real dank shit
 
A Beached Whale dijo:
Been super fucking sleepy lately after work, unmotivated to do the housework that needs doing. Being high helps distract me from feeling totally zonked so I can get it all done.
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Once again my friend THC comes through to help me ZOOM through house cleaning. Took a few rum shots to wind down after showering. <3 Feeling gooood, playing garbage video games.
 
sun hasnt even set yet and im already sloshed off of my ass . wake me up when quarantine is over. fuck covid. anyway hers a phto ftom mmy pheon
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one time abck i ng school my mates and i were smojign tpgether and we came acorss this photo, we made up a fuckton of lore about fucking dirt kingsomds or some shit. god i fucking miss them so much. i miss people and the outdoors and pubs. anywa,y i hope that the dream thread pic ks up soon, its all just a bunch of bitching and tangenitaly related bitching and drama.

also i might be getting a beeehive soon. which im kind of excited for. live up to my brand and all.

sucks that bees are dying. :(
 
anyone who spends their slushed periods browsing kiwifarms is a new order of pathetic. anyway, its me, bee boy, back again and slightly more sober.
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here's how to survive a dog attack, if you ever end up leaving your mums basement.
 
Since I turned 21 like last week, I've finally been able to legally drink.
Fuck weed, fuck OTCs, drinking a little is much more fun, for me at least. I don't even get hungry when I'm drunk, so that's nice.
My brother gave me a big jar of this shit weed and I just couldn't finish it, made me feel like garbage. Tito's is a lot more enjoyable.
 
This Blueberry Haze is lovely 20% thc 60/40 sativa, it is chill and tastes great, blueberries/tea is what comes to mind.
 
I'm doing no drugs for no drugs June, otherwise known as pride month
I've been trying to play SMB3 while very drunk but my delayed reflexes have made the infinite lives in 1-2 too difficult.
man, i didn't know they made galaxy 3
 
Bruh the one thing about being drunk/high/crossfaded that sucks is the utter lack of concentration. I've been trying to play video games for a week solid and keep getting distracted by talking to people, I'm very social when I'm fucked up.

Today's stoner music is:
 
Haven't drank yet today but I'm getting back into old cocktails. Got drunk off my ass watching the Sopranos earlier this week, having a good old time; I ran thru a bottle of 18% port wine and topped it off with a nice tart sidecar made with triple sec.

I am however gonna go on break at work and toke away at some dank I've got rolled. Packed a few nice bits of keef in there... helps me stay sane enough to deal with assholes all day long.
 
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