Drinking and driving is based - Car accidents are a myth invented by Big Prohibition who assassinated General Patton

[Skitarii]

No photo cause no want dox

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

Noooo, you can't listen to heavy metal at 3 am, 12 beers deep drinking another one speeding down a residential road!!! Its ILLEGAAAALL!!!!!

 

[WelperHelper99]

This feels like a very European thread, emphasis on Bongs, Germans, and Slavs

 

[SyntheticAdrenaline KAJ]

Drunk driving is safer anyways, more people crash while they are sober.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

This feels like a very European thread, emphasis on Bongs, Germans, and Slavs

I guess being 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If you drink drive, you might crash. On the other hand, if you don’t drink anything, you WILL die of thirst.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Usually when a drunk driver crashes into a family of four, the drunk is fine and the family dies. If the family of four would have also been shitfaced they would have survived, so whose fault is it really? If you allow your kids to get into a car while not drunk you should have your children taken away because you are an irresponsible parent.

 

[not william stenchever]

Usually when a drunk driver crashes into a family of four, the drunk is fine and the family dies. If the family of four would have also been shitfaced they would have survived, so whose fault is it really? If you allow your kids to get into a car while not drunk you should have your children taken away because you are an irresponsible parent.

Nobody give big pharma the smart idea to engineer gut bacteria that turn carbs into alcohol. Those sociopaths would actually do it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

drinking and driving is -- how you "Zoomers" say -- "cringe"

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

0:09

 

[waffle]

The problem is it's a skill issue, and practice is high-stakes.

 

[JULAY]

Nobody give big pharma the smart idea to engineer gut bacteria that turn carbs into alcohol. Those sociopaths would actually do it.

Mother Nature got you, homie...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome

 

[Squanto Airi]

 

[Ventrue]

Drunk driving is fun, but it must be left to the professionals.

 

[Smoltine Kiminal]

drinking and TRAVELING

Nobody give big pharma the smart idea to engineer gut bacteria that turn carbs into alcohol. Those sociopaths would actually do it.

its called "yeast", the problem with it is the process creates a lot of co2, which is not something you want in your gut in large amounts

 

[PutridusVictus]

Dying while driving drunk is even better.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

I drove 24h in the last 2 days.
I think I'll rather be drunk or high.