Don't guys worry about getting their dicks chopped off in glory holes?

[parsnip]

It seems like it would be a good place for a serial dick chopper to hang out.

 

[eatler]

Actually yes. There could always be some psycho with a hedge trimmer on the other side.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Especially if it has "Free Transitions" written over it.

 

[Swine Schwein]

Yes, and we used to call them gory holes. It was way before everything got all retarded and gay.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I worry more about some guy chipping he's tooth on my iron hard throat stretcher

 

[merry schizoid]

I'd worry more about the STDs.

Or accidentally fucking some faggot with a fleshlight stuffed up his ass.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

That's what makes it exciting

 

[Not a bee]

Like a pencil sharpner

 

[parsnip]

Or accidentally fucking some faggot with a fleshlight stuffed up his ass.

Why....why would they do that? I don't know much about sex toys but that seems like the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do with those

 

[ShamefurDispray]

Guys who are tempted by glory holes usually aren't too bright.

 

[SentinentCloud]

the risk is part of the experience

 

[Sean Shemmy]

The chance you'll get AIDS is more likely than the chance you'll get your dick cut off, anyways.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[not william stenchever]

The serial dick chopper be like "the dicks are free you can just take them. I have 287 dicks in the freezer at home."

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

what you do is you quickly press up in one good firm thrust with the handheld sander, this breaks the dick against the stall door, and holds it in place while the sander gets to work

make sure the sander is fully charged and that you are using good quality sandpaper

 

[pork and beans]

Yeah scissoring has nothing to do with lesbos it actually refers to when you bring scissors to the glory hole and start chopping

 

[Huh what?]

There was a "sheeeeit" comic that illustrated this exact scenario. Does anyone have it?