💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

Trump thinks being able to draw a giraffe makes him one of the smartest people in the world. What hope does he have of getting his pilot license?
He's a gigachad, a fit, healthy, hip, alpha-male. He will dominate the flight tests and even do a barrel roll. That will put us TDS suffering libturds in so much pain and agony. Can you imagine how owned the libs will be if Trump flew a jet himself and did a barrel roll???
 
Trump definitely wants to run for another term but his cognitive decline has been so significant these last 18 months that by the next 18 months he’ll be scootypuff-bound with a special toilet compartment that allows him to constantly shit. Miggers will declare his Presidential Hoveround to be more trad and baste than ever.
 
Totally sane behaviour.
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He's a gigachad, a fit, healthy, hip, alpha-male. He will dominate the flight tests and even do a barrel roll. That will put us TDS suffering libturds in so much pain and agony. Can you imagine how owned the libs will be if Trump flew a jet himself and did a barrel roll???
I would be so owned if King Pedo pulled a Sky King in his fancy new wiretapped Saudi honeypot jet. God that would own me so hard, it would be too much for my libtard brain to handle.
Nobody tell the fat retard how that story ended.
 
I would be so owned if King Pedo pulled a Sky King in his fancy new wiretapped Saudi honeypot jet. God that would own me so hard, it would be too much for my libtard brain to handle.
Nobody tell the fat retard how that story ended.
It’d make me even madder if he brought his whole cabinet with him. I’d be so owned!!
 
I'm just picturing Trump sending the Grok AI slop photos of himself triumphantly taking over Iranian ships with bald eagles in the background to like, 4 Star Generals like its some kind of legitimate battle strategy.

Trump: make this happen k thanks
Military strategists:???

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I'm just picturing Trump sending the Grok AI slop photos of himself triumphantly taking over Iranian ships with bald eagles in the background to like, 4 Star Generals like its some kind of legitimate battle strategy.

Trump: make this happen k thanks
Military strategists:???

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Gee, I can’t imagine why talks haven’t been doing very well!
 
Trump definitely wants to run for another term but his cognitive decline has been so significant these last 18 months that by the next 18 months he’ll be scootypuff-bound with a special toilet compartment that allows him to constantly shit. Miggers will declare his Presidential Hoveround to be more trad and baste than ever.
If he makes it through his term and one of his sycophants gets elected, I can see them dong what the Trump family did for Fred. They set up a fake office, got him dressed up and let him "go to work." They'll let Trump sit behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, with Natalie Harp by his side, and relive his "glory days." Truth Social will be long gone, relegated to a private server, and Natalie will pretend to post his rantings to it. He won't know the difference.
 
I get some smoothing and some airbrushing as that pic is an ass candid shot with stark lighting, but after all that he looks like an uncanny valley wax Trump rolled fresh out of Trudeau's.

-They even made him more orange, when they could have just dealt with the hard lighting throwing so many dark lines into his wrinkles on his neck and chin!
 
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If he makes it through his term and one of his sycophants gets elected, I can see them dong what the Trump family did for Fred. They set up a fake office, got him dressed up and let him "go to work." They'll let Trump sit behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office, with Natalie Harp by his side, and relive his "glory days." Truth Social will be long gone, relegated to a private server, and Natalie will pretend to post his rantings to it. He won't know the difference.
Trump will never pass the torch. Literally ever.
 
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