💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[JaneThough]

It deeply saddens me that we may never have another president with even half as much integrity and balls as Teddy.

I don’t like this thinking because it’s 100% possible. We just need to get money out of politics and level the playing field. If you need a billion dollars to run, you make promises to the people funding you.

His eldest daughter Alice was quite the character too.

Alice is my hero. I love his quote when asked if he’d control her being like “I can be president or I can control Alice. I cannot do both” which showed a pretty progressive feminist take for that time.

Picture it.
Late evening in Mar-A-Largo.
Massive Florida thunderstorm rolling by.
Power goes out in Trumpy's office while he's furiously tweeting.
Illuminated in the lightning flashes is a tall barrel chested mustached man in an old cavalry uniform, saber in hand, face covered in white and black paint.
Secret Security bolt inside before Trump even notices, firearms at the ready.
"Move and you're dead!"
"Ah say I am dead, and ah'm movin...."
*Gunfire Erupts, the figure climbs back to his feet before the horrified gathering*
"JESUS CHRIST!" Trump hollars in a moment of religiousity.
The figure laughs "Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one, son: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel..."
*Submachineguns erupt again, same result*
"Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks..."
*SS reloads and unloads again, same result*
"Can ya put me up for the night? Get it boy, it's about being crucified, it's a religious joke son!"

I suspect that the big pharma ibogain investments might have had more to do with than the circus show implied.

I was gonna say, is there still a patent on it?

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“He decided to move on”

Insert *You sure about that* Tim Robinson gif. (I’m being a good girl Nool!)

 

[MIU]

But you guiiiiiiz, Brett Keane and his AI girlfriend assured me that MAID is telling 12 year olds to kill themselves!

I mean, doesn't MAID? I recall a couple of stories like that but I forgot where I read them. Never really looked into it because I never really involved myself with canadians

 

[Chandelier]

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Trump doing the Happy merchant hands in photos now.

Couldn't get the Nobel Prize after bombing Iran, threatening genocide against its people and plunging the world into a global depression, but he gave a few extra billion dollars to Jews who think Gentiles are their natural slaves so that's good enough. How poetic it's the only one he gets when everyone hates Israel now. How're those fertilizer costs, Donnie?

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

I mean, doesn't MAID? I recall a couple of stories like that but I forgot where I read them. Never really looked into it because I never really involved myself with canadians

There was discussions about extending the eligibility to 12 and up with parental sign-offs, and I'm pretty sure it extended only to someone with a terminal illness and in massive pain.

Key word, DISCUSSIONS. The idea got shot down in a hurry when a lot of other officials voiced understandable concerns. Hell, I'm not so keen on it and I'm all for assisted suicide as a general concept.

 

[Hannibalistique]

There was discussions about extending the eligibility to 12 and up with parental sign-offs, and I'm pretty sure it extended only to someone with a terminal illness and in massive pain.

Canada has extended it to things like "mental suffering" as well, I think it's more than fair to criticize the program. No need to defend the retarded Canadians to own the non-libs.

eta: I no read good, I cut your last part to keep it short were it seems we actually agree, so ignore me.

 

[MIU]

I'm all for assisted suicide as a general concept.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

DISCUSSIONS.

Less talk, more lead by example, you faggots.
The fucking gal to enright suicide on someone else's dime.

 

[SBG]

Am I the only one that thinks this is a nothingburger TDS piece or am I completely desensitised to gay migger antics?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/apr/23/trump-photo-georgia-tennis-white-house-women?CMP=fb_gu#Echobox=1776983088

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Yes, it's a shit photo. The fat paedophile is asserting himself while contributing fuck all to their championship.
The smelly men around them wearing gay red ties and oversized clown shoes look like trash.
I'm more concerned about the smell.

This is such a trivial thing to bitch about compared to all the downright criminal shit he's done.

Here's George W Bush:
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Here's Barack Hussein Obongo with the basketball team. As a nigger, he's actually qualified to be in the photo.
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Okay, yeah. Xi has more character in this one (no surprise).
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Germany and China had the team at the front.
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However, it's not hard to find ones from any country where the central point of focus is the president.
Xi was bang on in the middle here.
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There's a reason why MSM leftist media is a joke. This is retarded.

The Trump photo is a bit different, but it seems more about the incompetency of the people Trump has around him. In this case, Margo Martin.

Her whole job is just to promote Trump and have the focus on him at all times, which she does through a lot of cell phone pictures/videos she passes around to influencers. I doubt Trump would be thrilled having a picture of him overshadowed or made to look equal to the women by around him, so she acquiesces.

https://archive.is/n8ACn

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I was wondering what the status is on the $4million taxpayer funded Qatari jet. Apparently it is scheduled to be rolled out in the summer. When it does appear, Trump will brag incessantly about it and rub more salt into the American people's wounds.

 

[cuttysnark]

$400 million jet, that will cost taxpayers 1 billion to convert to Air Force One and Trump gets to keep it

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

$400 million jet, that will cost taxpayers 1 billion to convert to Air Force One and Trump gets to keep it

And to add insult to injury, he's using funds earmarked for the Nuclear Safety Program, while ranting that he NEEDS to build his ballroom "for national security."

 

[AltisticRight]

The Trump photo is a bit different, but it seems more about the incompetency of the people Trump has around him. In this case, Margo Martin.

Her whole job is just to promote Trump and have the focus on him at all times, which she does through a lot of cell phone pictures/videos she passes around to influencers. I doubt Trump would be thrilled having a picture of him overshadowed or made to look equal to the women by around him, so she acquiesces.

My conclusion is that fat paedophiles and his enablers are just not photogenic.

 

[cuttysnark]

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

There’s been a bit of a lull in lolcow shit coming from Dotard.
I bet Susie done with chemo so she can take his phone when he starts shitposting and change his diapers when he shitposts in them.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Something that has come up a few times now is that Trump is trying to lean into this idea of the "madman strategy", but all its done is make him look unreliable to negotiate with and people are just looking at what he actually does now. It was the reason he tried praising Allah on social media, as he kinda liked the idea of seeming unhinged.

The issue with the claim that Trump is "playing it up", is that his rhetoric regarding Iran is the same he deploys against everyone else.
There's a slight stylistic difference in a few messages, but at their core they are at the same level of lunacy and vitriol as those aimed at MTG, members of the democratic party, and NATO allies.

The guy is a lunatic who rambles and raves like a lunatic, and it's really not deeper than that. His histrionic meltdowns have, according to several insiders, made negotiations very difficult, because nobody knows how to conclude lasting treaties with someone who is genuinely insane and lives in delusions.
For example, the UK has aided the US war effort more than any other country, and yet the UK is also getting the most hatred and insults from Trump and his gaggle of lickspittles.

It's simply not possible to deal with the US right now. Nothing makes sense. Everything can change from one point to its polar opposite from one day to the next, sometimes from one hour to the next, based on the whims of a deranged imbecile.

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Am I the only one that thinks this is a nothingburger TDS piece or am I completely desensitised to gay migger antics?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/apr/23/trump-photo-georgia-tennis-white-house-women?CMP=fb_gu#Echobox=1776983088
Yes, it's a shit photo. The fat paedophile is asserting himself while contributing fuck all to their championship.
The smelly men around them wearing gay red ties and oversized clown shoes look like trash.
I'm more concerned about the smell.

This is such a trivial thing to bitch about compared to all the downright criminal shit he's done.

If it was just Trump at the center, it wouldn't be a big deal, but they have a full lineup of men in front of the women to the point you can barely see them anymore, even though honoring them is the point of the picture.

 

[Hannibalistique]

There’s been a bit of a lull in lolcow shit coming from Dotard.

I take it you don't follow USPG2 and saw this summary of his night:

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

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Holster that iron, pilgrim. I ain't ashamed to say I'm fine with letting someone with no prospects of being fixed and living with horrific pain opt to take the lightless walk if they want it.

ANYWAY


Is Trump back on the "Lock Her Up!!" chestnut? He really expects people to believe it after he dropped it completely in his FIRST run?!

 

[Captain Syrup]

0:47

Only six weeks, but also we've been fighting this war since 1979

Acting SECNAV:

0:15

Well, the guy they shitcanned was some random art collector. His resume was basically “knows rich people.” Cao's main credential was apparently “donated to Trump.”

As usual, Robert being the voice of reason:

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[Retrodogkiller]

There’s been a bit of a lull in lolcow shit coming from Dotard.
I bet Susie done with chemo so she can take his phone when he starts shitposting and change his diapers when he shitposts in them.

No, its more like he's just repeating his greatest hits while trying to unfuck the Iran situation he got himself into. Can only dunk on him calling for the arrest of Obama and Clinton so much before it gets old. Only the low t low iq magaloids clap for that shit each time.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

As usual, Robert being the voice of reason:

Fucking hell. Given how much math I generally have to see on a day-to-day basis, that sorta high-school level fuck up hurts me physically.

I'd suggest someone making a rule that all politicians should show that they are smarter than a fifth grader before they can be elected for office. But I fear they'd change shit so the fifth graders would be as dumb as them.