💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[MIU]

Gotta be more specific on which flavor;

• Proto-orthodox Christianity
• Eastern Orthodoxy
• Oriental Orthodox Church
• Western Rite Orthodoxy
• Protestant scholasticism
• Lutheran orthodoxy
• Reformed orthodoxy
• Orthodox Anglican Communion
• African Orthodox Church
• Evangelical Orthodox Church

Because I am quoting Kirill, it's pretty easy to deduce that I am Eastern Orthodox. Also what even is this list? Proto-Orthodox Christianity is an academic label for the early Christian movement, it's not an ongoing church, Western Rite Orthodoxy is literally a part of the Eastern Orthodox church. The other ones are either relatively obscure and I can hardly imagine anyone mistaking those for Eastern Orthodoxy or internal theological labels. Did you just ask GPT to list off Christian things with "Orthodox" in the name and did no research further?

After all, orthodoxy refers to the "correct" form of a religion, right? That makes all of the listed variations correct and yours (possibly) wrong.

Thats... not really how it works? The Eastern Orthodox Church calls itself "Orthodox" because it understands itself as the historical continuation of the original apostolic Church, preserving its doctrine and sacramental life in continuity with the early Church. It doesn't call itself "Orthodox" for no reason.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Religion is one thin line from turning a thread into a flustercuck of bullshit.
Learned than many times myself.

 

[MIU]

Religion is one thin line from turning a thread into a flustercuck of bullshit.
Learned than many times myself.

Yeah, I should have probably just kept that to myself. I thought in this case it'd be relevant to the discussion but I realized too late that this will inevitably devolve into shitflinging because that's what often happens when discussing denominations. I wouldn't mind a civil discussion but I also realize this thread is mainly about laughing at a really crappy president and having a back and forth with both atheists and other denominations derail that would be a very unfun time for all I believe. So I would not mind it either moving to another thread or just stopping here and there due to the fact that I do not believe many will have their worldview changed on the laugh at retards forum.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Orange Nigger is simply a pants shitting coward.

Picture it.
Late evening in Mar-A-Largo.
Massive Florida thunderstorm rolling by.
Power goes out in Trumpy's office while he's furiously tweeting.
Illuminated in the lightning flashes is a tall barrel chested mustached man in an old cavalry uniform, saber in hand, face covered in white and black paint.
Secret Security bolt inside before Trump even notices, firearms at the ready.
"Move and you're dead!"
"Ah say I am dead, and ah'm movin...."
*Gunfire Erupts, the figure climbs back to his feet before the horrified gathering*
"JESUS CHRIST!" Trump hollars in a moment of religiousity.
The figure laughs "Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one, son: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel..."
*Submachineguns erupt again, same result*
"Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks..."
*SS reloads and unloads again, same result*
"Can ya put me up for the night? Get it boy, it's about being crucified, it's a religious joke son!"

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Picture it.
Late evening in Mar-A-Largo.
Massive Florida thunderstorm rolling by.
Power goes out in Trumpy's office while he's furiously tweeting.
Illuminated in the lightning flashes is a tall barrel chested mustached man in an old cavalry uniform, saber in hand, face covered in white and black paint.
Secret Security bolt inside before Trump even notices, firearms at the ready.
"Move and you're dead!"
"Ah say I am dead, and ah'm movin...."
*Gunfire Erupts, the figure climbs back to his feet before the horrified gathering*
"JESUS CHRIST!" Trump hollars in a moment of religiousity.
The figure laughs "Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one, son: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel..."
*Submachineguns erupt again, same result*
"Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks..."
*SS reloads and unloads again, same result*
"Can ya put me up for the night? Get it boy, it's about being crucified, it's a religious joke son!"

I know you're probably going for Teddy or the Crow, but the way of writing/speech sounds a bit more like Trump being accosted by Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

I know you're probably going for Teddy or the Crow, but the way of writing/speech sounds a bit more like Trump being accosted by Foghorn Leghorn.

All three actually.
I just imagine Teddy would talk like Foghorn.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

Picture it.
Late evening in Mar-A-Largo.
Massive Florida thunderstorm rolling by.
Power goes out in Trumpy's office while he's furiously tweeting.
Illuminated in the lightning flashes is a tall barrel chested mustached man in an old cavalry uniform, saber in hand, face covered in white and black paint.
Secret Security bolt inside before Trump even notices, firearms at the ready.
"Move and you're dead!"
"Ah say I am dead, and ah'm movin...."
*Gunfire Erupts, the figure climbs back to his feet before the horrified gathering*
"JESUS CHRIST!" Trump hollars in a moment of religiousity.
The figure laughs "Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one, son: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel..."
*Submachineguns erupt again, same result*
"Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks..."
*SS reloads and unloads again, same result*
"Can ya put me up for the night? Get it boy, it's about being crucified, it's a religious joke son!"

Peak cinema.

I know you're probably going for Teddy or the Crow, but the way of writing/speech sounds a bit more like Trump being accosted by Foghorn Leghorn.

Just missing a few lines of “bully!” to really seal the deal.

 

[DatBepisTho]

It's kinda questionable that Trump texts Joe Rogan asking him what drug he wants FDA shit for and suddenly ibogain is the big study funding darling, instead of the other stuff in the same class already showing promise.

I want off this circus ride, plz. ):


-I say, I say it's edited to add in, boy!

All three actually.
I just imagine Teddy would talk like Foghorn.

Thankfully, he did not.
He sounded better educated than a cartoon chicken, unlike Trump who is legitimately dumber than that same cartoon chicken.

 

[Hannibalistique]

It's kinda questionable that Trump texts Joe Rogan asking him what drug he wants FDA shit for and suddenly ibogain is the big study funding darling, instead of the other stuff in the same class already showing promise.

I suspect that the big pharma ibogain investments might have had more to do with than the circus show implied.

 

[AssignedEva]

Not to sound too blackpilled but I don't even really know what country WOULD be a good place to go to these days when you're not looking at it through rose tinted lenses.

I had to explain in A&N that I don't think America is a bad country, but in response to MAGA trying to dunk on Br*toids, I said I've seen very concerning things in the US but that doesn't make US critiques of Europe invalid.

The response included someone who set their own broken bone instead of going to hospital, specifically because of cost. You can criticise Europe for many things but on the whole I'd rather live in a European (or similar) country over America. I'll never forget that Republican woman who moved to Canada and was terrified of "death panels" when she got pregnant again, only to be amazed that all her antenatal appointments were free, and that her Candadian collagues were horrified at her story of her brother getting badly burned by a bonfire and people praying over him instead of calling an ambulance (because they couldn't afford an ambulance).

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

He sounded better educated than a cartoon chicken

Probably, but my version's funnier, so I'm standing by it.

I'll never forget that Republican woman who moved to Canada and was terrified of "death panels" when she got pregnant again, only to be amazed that all her antenatal appointments were free, and that her Candadian collagues were horrified at her story of her brother getting badly burned by a bonfire and people praying over him instead of calling an ambulance (because they couldn't afford an ambulance).

But you guiiiiiiz, Brett Keane and his AI girlfriend assured me that MAID is telling 12 year olds to kill themselves!

 

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FFS this is just a transcript of a Michael Savage video! He was one of those psychos calling for internment camps when Bush was in office, Most people assumed he was done. Good thing MAGA is bailing him out.

Michael Savage was a meme back then for how he’d bring everything back to 9/11. You disagree? 9/11! You don’t like chocolate? 9/11!

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

Michael Savage was a meme back then for how he’d bring everything back to 9/11. You disagree? 9/11! You don’t like chocolate? 9/11!

Mikey.

Oh Mikey.

When I worked selling sattelite television equipment, I had to carpool with this guy who'd play Mikey every single day during the ride (a full hour). 9/11 wasn't his only meme. Take the general demeanour of most miggers, throw in a thick Brooklyn accent and a few doses of reminiscing about San Fran's glory days, and you'd have what listening to Savage was like.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Trust the plan goy.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Trust the plan goy.

These Americants sure think they're tough until the blackmail comes out

 

[cuttysnark]

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Thankfully, he did not.
He sounded better educated than a cartoon chicken, unlike Trump who is legitimately dumber than that same cartoon chicken.

Tbf, Trump's dumber than even a regular chicken. And him playing politics is like a chicken playing a board game: run around making noise, knocking over pieces, shitting on the board and ruining things for everyone.

These Americants sure think they're tough until the blackmail comes out

They're not just Americants, they're americunts.

 

[AltisticRight]

Am I the only one that thinks this is a nothingburger TDS piece or am I completely desensitised to gay migger antics?

‘Worth a thousand words’: Trump photo obscuring women’s tennis team sparks backlash

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/apr/23/trump-photo-georgia-tennis-white-house-women?CMP=fb_gu#Echobox=1776983088

Yes, it's a shit photo. The fat paedophile is asserting himself while contributing fuck all to their championship.
The smelly men around them wearing gay red ties and oversized clown shoes look like trash.
I'm more concerned about the smell.

This is such a trivial thing to bitch about compared to all the downright criminal shit he's done.

Here's George W Bush:

Here's Barack Hussein Obongo with the basketball team. As a nigger, he's actually qualified to be in the photo.


Okay, yeah. Xi has more character in this one (no surprise).


Germany and China had the team at the front.

However, it's not hard to find ones from any country where the central point of focus is the president.
Xi was bang on in the middle here.


There's a reason why MSM leftist media is a joke. This is retarded.

 

[Umaibae]

If you can’t spot the difference between the Trump photo and the ones you posted, you may be an actual retard.

 

[AltisticRight]

Con: They have to live under Xi and the CCP's surveillance state. Which is way worse than what MAGA sets out to do because it's actually carried out by people who know what they're doing.

China: state surveillance net
USA: state curveillance net in the hands of private companies that are also partly public (Leninism) with zero oversight and lacklustre regulation.
I don't know, they're both bad but one's getting lashed by a sword while the other is getting stabbed in the chest. One of them is far worse.

Reddit backed the better candidate.

If you can’t spot the difference between the Trump photo and the ones you posted, you may be an actual retard.

See this:

Yes, it's a shit photo. The fat paedophile is asserting himself while contributing fuck all to their championship.
The smelly men around them wearing gay red ties and oversized clown shoes look like trash.
I'm more concerned about the smell.

This is such a trivial thing to bitch about compared to all the downright criminal shit he's done.

Of course there's a difference but it's trivial compared to other shit he's done.