💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

You made me think, has there ever been an easier administration in which to be a White House chef? The secret service probably does more "cooking" via McDonald's runs than the cooks do.
Remember the McDonald’s he fed those basketball players? All the maga tards were asskissing by saying kids that age probably like McDonald’s better than ~fancy food~ which may be a fair point, but they’re really just saying they like burgers and fries and milkshakes. (I mean, who doesn’t?)

I’m not a chef, but I could still make an amazing burger and fries meal far better than McDonald’s any day of the week. Even with cheap frozen patties!

Plus the chefs would be serving those burgers and fries hot and fresh. No one likes cold McDonald’s. Even the death fats here would turn up their noses (although they’d probably still eat it).

Trump is just a poor man’s idea of a rich man.
 
Trump's entire handpicked administration (the best people btw) is incompetent, unqualified, uneducated, and inexperienced, but MAGA cheers them all on. They don't know what the fuck they're doing, what the significance or purpose of their jobs actually is, or how to carry out their duties with professionalism and dignity.
You honestly couldn't pick a more incompetent cabinet if you were President and deliberately picked the most unqualified candidates you knew about. Just look at every one of these fucking idiots. Bondi. Patel (fucking street shitter). That wheezing worm-brained idiot RFK Jr. If you were in a room with all Trump appointees and handed a dead cat to swing around, you couldn't do it without hitting a half-dozen absolute fucking subhuman mongoloids.
Trump is just a poor man’s idea of a rich man.
This. His obsession with putting gold all over everything like an African kleptocrat would be one of the more obvious examples.

Also his plebbery extends to eating steak well-done, like an absolute trailer trash idiot.
 
Remember the McDonald’s he fed those basketball players? All the maga tards were asskissing by saying kids that age probably like McDonald’s better than ~fancy food~ which may be a fair point, but they’re really just saying they like burgers and fries and milkshakes. (I mean, who doesn’t?)

I’m not a chef, but I could still make an amazing burger and fries meal far better than McDonald’s any day of the week. Even with cheap frozen patties!

Plus the chefs would be serving those burgers and fries hot and fresh. No one likes cold McDonald’s. Even the death fats here would turn up their noses (although they’d probably still eat it).

Trump is just a poor man’s idea of a rich man.
I'm a chef. Sliders...I would throw out sliders and fries like it would never end. Like it's so easy.
 
Remember the McDonald’s he fed those basketball players? All the maga tards were asskissing by saying kids that age probably like McDonald’s better than ~fancy food~ which may be a fair point, but they’re really just saying they like burgers and fries and milkshakes. (I mean, who doesn’t?)

I’m not a chef, but I could still make an amazing burger and fries meal far better than McDonald’s any day of the week. Even with cheap frozen patties!

Plus the chefs would be serving those burgers and fries hot and fresh. No one likes cold McDonald’s. Even the death fats here would turn up their noses (although they’d probably still eat it).

Trump is just a poor man’s idea of a rich man.
You say that but unlike before he got in office McDonald's has become more expensive than the average diner. What used to be the ghetto family's pick me up is now the rich man's caviar. So laugh all you want. But you're just jealous you can't afford it. All this talk of "cooking your own meals." And "having tastier and healthier food for far less." Is just cope because you're too poor. Imagine being to broke to afford a 150,000,000,000% increase on a dollar in 8 years.

Obvious sarcasm aside holy shit did McDonald's get expensive.
 
I'm not a big conspiracy theorist, but that does look nothing like the old Ghislaine. Did fatty swap her out during that move to the cushy prison so she could go back to Israel?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pxxWIvtvz-wIt doesn't sound like her talking, either, but her eyes, chin and nose are clearly different. Her ear/eye placement is even different
People look better when they can sleep well, eat well, exercise and so on, which you can't easily do in prison. Doubt she's able to moisturize or get multivitamins and so on in there so she's bound to look frumpier in comparison to glamor shot where she's done up with makeup and isn't having to wear prison issue glasses.

A reminder that you should always want to avoid going to prison, it just isn't pleasant for your looks.
 
the jannies here are pretty good imo.
We love our Trombonista, don't we folks.

You honestly couldn't pick a more incompetent cabinet if you were President and deliberately picked the most unqualified candidates you knew about. Just look at every one of these fucking idiots
It's like the class-clown in high school gained power and put all of his asshole friends into positions of authority. They don't care about making things better—about improving the United States for its citizens. They just want to "win" and hurt people, because they can.

Look back at Trump's cabinet that was involved in the leaked group chat that had journos. There were people in there discussing strike packages that had absolutely nothing to do with military operations, but they're Trump's cabinet so of course they can do whatever they want! They're a complete disgrace and MAGA loves it. MAGA is full of uneducated, incompetent assholes who wish they could be by Trump's side, especially while he raped women and children.
 
You honestly couldn't pick a more incompetent cabinet if you were President and deliberately picked the most unqualified candidates you knew about. Just look at every one of these fucking idiots. Bondi. Patel (fucking street shitter). That wheezing worm-brained idiot RFK Jr. If you were in a room with all Trump appointees and handed a dead cat to swing around, you couldn't do it without hitting a half-dozen absolute fucking subhuman mongoloids.
Trump can’t fire any of these turds because he’s scraped the bottom of the barrel. There’s nobody lower.
It'll be a while. In the users of USPG2's own words, there is literally nothing, including child rape, that would make them leave the cult where they worship a pants-shitting pedophile
They’re ready to hang Bill and Hillary for committing child sacrifice with Podesta. And they think Epstein was just some small fish in a much, much bigger pond. In reality, by the time the Lolita Express shit was happening, he was just one level below his clients.

They think the Democrats were sacrificing kids in a pizza parlor with customers, employees, delivery people, repair people, and city inspectors coming in and out. But then the guy who is actually a convicted sex offender and owns the giant private island is but a small piece of the puzzle.
 
People look better when they can sleep well, eat well, exercise and so on, which you can't easily do in prison. Doubt she's able to moisturize or get multivitamins and so on in there so she's bound to look frumpier in comparison to glamor shot where she's done up with makeup and isn't having to wear prison issue glasses.

A reminder that you should always want to avoid going to prison, it just isn't pleasant for your looks.
I don't think this is necessarily true. I believe Jizzlane is in some nice minimum-security prison for white collar criminals, so it's not like she always has to sleep with one eye open for fear of getting stabbed (although I suppose the concern of developing acute suicide syndrome must be present in her mind). But you can sleep well (in fact you kind of have to, there is a set schedule and it's not like you can party all night), eat decently (not gourmet meals, but they're designed to provide the nutrition your body needs), and exercise (the facility where she's staying has yoga and Pilates classes ffs).

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If you had a shitty lifestyle before, prison (especially this kind of nice prison) could actually be good for your looks. What you probably can't do is just buy better looks with expensive clothes, nice haircuts, fancy makeup and cosmetic medical procedures, and we're seeing the result of that here.
 
I don't think this is necessarily true. I believe Jizzlane is in some nice minimum-security prison for white collar criminals, so it's not like she always has to sleep with one eye open for fear of getting stabbed (although I suppose the concern of developing acute suicide syndrome must be present in her mind). But you can sleep well (in fact you kind of have to, there is a set schedule and it's not like you can party all night), eat decently (not gourmet meals, but they're designed to provide the nutrition your body needs), and exercise (the facility where she's staying has yoga and Pilates classes ffs).

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If you had a shitty lifestyle before, prison (especially this kind of nice prison) could actually be good for your looks. What you probably can't do is just buy better looks with expensive clothes, nice haircuts, fancy makeup and cosmetic medical procedures, and we're seeing the result of that here.
Prison food is not going to be as nutritious as normal food you could buy at a grocery store. It’s low quality slop and the only people whose health would improve are drug addict types or general retards, not wealthy upper class women.

And a minimum security prison is still prison, it’s not a pleasant experience having people yell at you constantly and to be around criminals.
 
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