💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

The issue was the democrats where all over the place in their messaging. Not only that but Harris was the VP to Biden and stood by all the choices he made that people hated. So she couldn't really go too against the grain. Basically it devolved into promises like to fix housing, how Trump is a fascist, hey look here's Liz Chenney! and other non-sense.

Trump basically had a shitty message but at least it was an actual message he could communicate to voters.
It's exactly this. People don't realize Kamala actually had some real concrete plans because instead of a ten second pitch she'd tell people to read the fifteen page bullet pointed list of plans on her website. Nobody was gonna do fucking homework like that unless they were already voting for her anyway.
 

Trump is halting all funding for daycare centers in reaction to the news about the guy trying to visit some random daycare centers and not be allowed to come in with various masked men.
It's just another excuse to punish a Democrat voting state. According to the 2020 census, Minnesota is 7% Black. Let's just pretend all of them are Somalis. Conversely, the state is over 70% White, or 93% not-Black.
What is the logic here? We know a dozen Somalian scammers ran a scam syndicate (allegedly, I'll wait to see more) stealing money from the state by having ghost childcare centres. The solution to this problem is to punish the entire state's children? According to the same census, under 5 years old accounts for 6.5% of the population or, 6% "not Somalian". They all have to suffer because of a dozen nasty scammers?

Or let's just call it for what it is, shall we? Scammers of PPP loans consist of mainly Republican senators. By the same logic, why don't we gut their respective state's funding? When was the last time miggers ever cared about scams?
 
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Nobody was gonna do fucking homework like that unless they were already voting for her anyway.
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The guy goes on TV and screams “THEY’RE EATING THE CATS, THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS,” like a guy who got kicked out of a Panda Express and still wins. At a certain point the voters deserve it:

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Trump is halting all funding for daycare centers in reaction to the news about the guy trying to visit some random daycare centers and not be allowed to come in with various masked men.
This is the dumbest thing Trump is doing if he wants people to blame Somalians instead of him cause it's clear he wanted to blame the Somalians as a distraction from other shit is so transparent.

It doesn't help out that this moron vetoed a bill for clean drinking water because his waifu wasn't automatically saved by Colorado courts and Boebert supported the release of the Epstein files
 
At a certain point the voters deserve it:
Oh theres no doubt in my mind about that. But Kamala was a typical West Coast lib, and I say this myself as a west Coast lib (although I'm a transplant). They tend to assume everyone is intellictually curious and willing to do some research about their vote. We proved in 2016 and 2020 that's not true, people just say "shit isn't working for me I'm gonna try the other guy."

Like, voters are absolutely stupid, there's no debate about that. But any politician worth a shit goes in knowing that. Frankly it's why Trump won twice.

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"No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby"
 
Personally I think Harris/Walz needed to lean in more on the 'they're just so weird' angle they were going for at one point during the '24 campaign. I don't know why they backed off of that.

They were running against America's first (probably of many!) lolcow president, talk about what a lolcow he is more! Link everyone to the Kiwifarms thread! HIRE ME!
That could have been amazing. Then again, it could have led to pearl clutching from both the Left and Right,
Seeing the term “migger” used on national news would have been absolutely surreal. Kinda sad we never got to see that now.
 
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He’s apparently taking more aspirin than his doctors recommend because:
They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?
The article delicately sidesteps the issue of Trump’s darkened hand, and instead reassures us that he simply has “delicate skin”. Like a Victorian child. Trump explains that he gets “whacked” a lot (by whom? aides?), and then:
I have makeup that’s, you know, easy to put on, takes about 10 seconds.
Then there’s the sleeping thing. You may think you’ve watched him nod off during televised events, but Trump insists this is fake news:
Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.
And finally, the diet. Jesus Christ. The piece ends with RNC Chair Joe Gruters describing Trump eating McDonald's French fries, a Quarter Pounder, a Big Mac, and a Filet-O-Fish in one sitting.

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They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?
Actual twelfth-century physician mentality, jesus christ. I'm sure some dumb faggot out there will say "oh he's trolling haha get owned libtard", but there's a difference between trolling, and saying retarded shit and then somehow thinking you're clever when people rightfully treat you like a retard.

...You know, my schizo tinfoil hat theory on this is that he did have a stroke after all, and it scared him so much that he's now taking excessive amounts of aspirin because he thinks it will prevent another blood clot.
 
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