💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[General Patton]

They may not be stupid, but they are incentivized to lose their humanity and rot.

I think it's mostly because they sound way too out of touch.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

That's just how your average british teeth look like.

Farage's entry is on page 17.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Government prosecutors initially tried to secure felony charges against Mr Dunn, but a grand jury declined to indict him. Prosecutors have instead charged him with a lower-level misdemeanour assault.

Not beating the snowflake allegations.

 

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Not beating the snowflake allegations.

No! Not mustard! That's the most violent attack to ever happen!

I wonder if they ever got the mustard out?

Oh, thank God.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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Coincidentally Ron Paul became a hot new thing after W. drove the Republican Party into a ditch.

I hear she is just trying to seem normal because she’s got her eyes on a senate seat. The tell is that Trump hasn’t threatened to primary her.

 

[Captain Syrup]

No! Not mustard! That's the most violent attack to ever happen!

I wonder if they ever got the mustard out?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VCO0J1N661U
Oh, thank God.

THEY'RE EATING THE CATS THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I hear she is just trying to seem normal because she’s got her eyes on a senate seat. The tell is that Trump hasn’t threatened to primary her.

Bingo! She started turning on Trump when he refused to endorse her. I remember it clearly.

 

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Not beating the snowflake allegations.

The best part is saying it EXPLODED and the defense showed a picture of the very intact sandwich on the ground post-impact.

Also, the officer was chided by his workmates, including giving him jokey gifts, which he displayed. They all thought it was funny.

To be honest, they should personally have to pay all the court costs for this farce and be charged for lying in court.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Of course

Good riddance, you'll do it for free and you'll like it.

I verified the Nigeria one and it's a direct reading of this Truth from last week.

Is he really threatening to invade another sovereign nation? Again? What a Nobel Peace Prize deserving individual.
I have the nasty feeling that in order to stay in power, he's going to pull a Putin or Netanyahu. He'll invade another country for some inconspicuous reasons. I hope I'm wrong but there's 3 more years left for this psychotic dementia ridden paedophile to fuck up the world even more.

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Not beating the snowflake allegations.

ICE badged fascist pig assaulted by a sandwich.
The Onion should go bankrupt, the parody writes itself.

 

[JaneThough]

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Of course

Oh wow this is news to me, Trump famously has always paid his bills.

Imagine reading story after story for DECADES about him stiffing people and thinking you’re different somehow? There were cities Trump couldn’t have a rally in in 2024 because he still hadn’t paid for 2016.

Thats one of those great ironies of life that plastic surgery almost always ends up making a person look worse, literally the only times I ever think its improved a persons appearance are those horribly disfigured by fires/accidents/animal attacks

I disagree, plastic surgery if done right can look amazingx. The point is to retain natural features. When you start pulling and sculpting past the aesthetic of the underlying bone structure, you get monsters. You may not realize someone has great plastic surgery because that’s the point. Great plastic surgery leaves no evidence.

Most aged women in Hollywood have had ps. You can tell which ones paid well for it to get top drs, and which ones cheap out. Which side do you think the MAGAts are on?

No! Not mustard! That's the most violent attack to ever happen!

I wonder if they ever got the mustard out?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VCO0J1N661U
Oh, thank God.

Was it Dijon?!
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[General Patton]

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Farage's entry is on page 17.

I'm not the only one who instantly thought of this, lol.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Oh wow this is news to me, Trump famously has always paid his bills.

Imagine reading story after story for DECADES about him stiffing people and thinking you’re different somehow? There were cities Trump couldn’t have a rally in in 2024 because he still hadn’t paid for 2016.


I disagree, plastic surgery if done right can look amazingx. The point is to retain natural features. When you start pulling and sculpting past the aesthetic of the underlying bone structure, you get monsters. You may not realize someone has great plastic surgery because that’s the point. Great plastic surgery leaves no evidence.

Most aged women in Hollywood have had ps. You can tell which ones paid well for it to get top drs, and which ones cheap out. Which side do you think the MAGAts are on?

I think the main issue with mar a lago face is that its based on what trump likes. Which is high cheeked bimbos. Good plastic surgery accentuates your features, changing them entirely will never look good, especially with how dramatically different the look is. Also doesnt help that they're using full blown new york alley whore makeup to. Which makes the bad plastic surgery look even worse.

 

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I think the main issue with mar a lago face is that its based on what trump likes. Which is high cheeked bimbos. Good plastic surgery accentuates your features, changing them entirely will never look good, especially with how dramatically different the look is. Also doesnt help that they're using full blown new york alley whore makeup to. Which makes the bad plastic surgery look even worse.

High cheeks and huge huge lips.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I think the main issue with mar a lago face is that its based on what trump likes. Which is high cheeked bimbos. Good plastic surgery accentuates your features, changing them entirely will never look good, especially with how dramatically different the look is. Also doesnt help that they're using full blown new york alley whore makeup to. Which makes the bad plastic surgery look even worse.

Every single one of them looked better before surgery. But then Trump actually said he's better looking than Mamdani.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

I went to Google mar a lago face, and didn't realize the term had moved beyond being a pejorative.

https://www.ennismd.com/mar-a-lago-face/

One look that’s quietly making its way into more consultations is what some are calling “The Mar-a-Lago Face”—a term now used to describe a subtly lifted, harmonious, and well-balanced facial aesthetic.

This trend isn’t about transformation—it’s about fine-tuning.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Every single one of them looked better before surgery. But then Trump actually said he's better looking than Mamdani.

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He just means he is whitand Mamdani actually had a complexion.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Every single one of them looked better before surgery. But then Trump actually said he's better looking than Mamdani.

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USPG2 would think so.

One time I told them they wanted to have sex with Trump and they said, "Well, you want to have sex with AOC!" and I was like "Yeah, if I were single I would definitely have sex with her, since she's a pretty attractive woman. I'd certainly take her over Trump" and they just had complete melt downs.

 

[Sandnigger]

USPG2 would think so.

One time I told them they wanted to have sex with Trump and they said, "Well, you want to have sex with AOC!" and I was like "Yeah, if I were single I would definitely have sex with her, since she's a pretty attractive woman. I'd certainly take her over Trump" and they just had complete melt downs.

Well what do you expect from room temperature IQ's ?

 

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I went to Google mar a lago face, and didn't realize the term had moved beyond being a pejorative.

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Subtly.

At the risk of being banned for using too many response pics:


I mean, COME ON! This is like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Didn't even the Romans give the people bread because having starving citazens is not good for society

Yeah the Grain Dole system, arguably one of the first programs of social welfare in history, it was destined to the poorest 200 thousand citizens of the city of Rome, like modern welfare systems, it was subject to a lot of changes and controversy due to political shenanigans in the Late Republic, but, by the time of the Empire under Augustus the Grain Dole became an official and permanent program and it was even expanded to other urban centers to a lesser extent.
A neat and interesting piece of History.