💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[AnOminous]

I'm surprised he didn't put in one of those fancy Japanese toilets that plays music when you use it.

Like it doesn't even just do that, it blows warm water at your asshole to get you to shit more and then washes your asshole like a bidet.

That sure beats that retard shit like Drumpf wanting a solid gold toilet or whatever.

 

[General Patton]

Like it doesn't even just do that, it blows warm water at your asshole to get you to shit more and then washes your asshole like a bidet.

That sure beats that retard shit like Drumpf wanting a solid gold toilet or whatever.

Wealthy people liking tacky stuff like all gold things is always funny to me. It's like the King Midas story.

 

[Grog]

Gold is the preferred signifier of wealth for people whose achievements don't speak for themselves. It's supposed to make you think this person is powerful, even if you don't know what they did to deserve it.
Black niggers like gold because their achievements are selling drugs and making niggerbabble rap about fucking bitches and killing rival gang members.
Orange nigger likes gold because his achievements are grifting and scamming.
What he doesn't understand is that putting gold fixtures everywhere when he's the president and has the power of the state backing him doesn't make him look like a sharp NYC mogul, but an African dictator instead.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Person who underwent voldemortification surgery and met her husband when she was like 24 and he 56, and who had his dysgenic autism baby last year, was horrified by the green tiled bathroom. Thank DOGE Trump fixed this embarrassment for the US.

 

[AltisticRight]

Person who underwent voldemortification surgery and met her husband when she was like 24 and he 56, and who had his dysgenic autism baby last year, was horrified by the green tiled bathroom. Thank DOGE Trump fixed this embarrassment for the US.
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>People's house
An absolutely gaudy shithole with furniture that most Americans cannot afford in the lifetime, truly the people's house all right.

Her husband is old enough to be her father and considering they're card carrying GOPs, great grandfather even. I'll sooner take fashion and interior design advice from a hobo than this plastic whore.

 

[Captain Syrup]

OK this is cool

https://x.com/JDVance/status/1984370346204524803

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0:10

We love our based VP, don’t we folks? Almost makes you forget that his office was detaining people at airports for having the wrong egghead meme on their phones.

Almost makes you forget.

Like it doesn't even just do that, it blows warm water at your asshole to get you to shit more and then washes your asshole like a bidet.

That sure beats that retard shit like Drumpf wanting a solid gold toilet or whatever.

I don't understand why the bidet never caught on outside of Italy and Turkey. Feels like some kinda nefarious Judge Doom-type plot by Charmin.

Those are her leather mourning pantaloons, you broke libtard.

Why is she wearing knuckle dusters?

 

[General Patton]

He has a caveman skull.

 

[Sailor Swift]

Why is she wearing knuckle dusters?

It's called tacky style, you poor. You're just not rich enough to understand that if there's one thing Jesus loves, it's flashy wealth.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

IDK how actual Christians swallow it.

A lot of us don't. I saw his retard son claim that Trump "Saved God," which is, frankly, the most offensive thing anyone of note has said, ever, full stop.

You have to remember that the majority of the hyper evangelical fuckwits that glaze Trump are basically violent turbo pagans that ramble in tongues and charm snakes. Their connection to Christ is tenuous at best and often their teachings align directly against what Christ and the Word of God tells us.

As an aside, I do think it's fascinating that he's become seemingly obsessed with the afterlife and being "good enough" to get into Heaven. It's really strange. How he acts is not how someone secure in their faith acts. He is acting like a disgusting rich faggot close to death who just had someone point out that the deck is stacked against rich people getting into Heaven. He's a scumbag, a grifter, and the worst thing to happen to American Christianity since Mormonism.

 

[Sailor Swift]

As an aside, I do think it's fascinating that he's become seemingly obsessed with the afterlife and being "good enough" to get into Heaven. It's really strange. How he acts is not how someone secure in their faith acts. He is acting like a disgusting rich faggot close to death who just had someone point out that the deck is stacked against rich people getting into Heaven. He's a scumbag, a grifter, and the worst thing to happen to American Christianity since Mormonism.

Simple: you can't bribe your way out of hell.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Person who underwent voldemortification surgery and met her husband when she was like 24 and he 56, and who had his dysgenic autism baby last year, was horrified by the green tiled bathroom. Thank DOGE Trump fixed this embarrassment for the US.
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It looks like the inside of a mausoleum FFS.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Wait a minute. The White House's bathroom doesn't have a bidet???

Well, having something touch your asshole as a man is gay. And since Trump is definitely not gay, he'd never was his ass. That's gay.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Simple: you can't bribe your way out of hell.

The way Eric talks, God should be bribing Trump to "save Him." I cannot explain how fucking blasphemous that statement is. It is absolutely shocking. That alone in most Christian sects is a mortal sin. It is directly questioning the divinity and omnipotence of God by implying He needs "salvation" delivered by a mortal. You can tell the people that cannot give even half a fuck about their faith because they aren't livid about it.

I will take my fucking top hats, I refuse to bend the knee to a charlatan blasphemer and apostate. Protestantism Delenda Est.

 

[Standardized Profile]

I love how that person wrote all that bullshit but ignored the obvious fake crying she did in both speeches she made honoring her dead husband.

That's not really something they're talking about. They're laser focused on depending the propriety of the hug and Vance's statement about Usha's religion right now. They aren't addressing the dominatrix pants, either. Probably because Vance will be a candidate in 2028, and they don't really care where the widow Kirk ends up.

Trump's Halloween party was Gatsby-themed. Some guests tried harder than others.

Did he hold this party outside? He should build a ballroom.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

"The attack, carried out by the US military during 'Operation Rough Rider',”

Naming military operations after cheap gas station condoms seems on brand for this administration.

I was about to tell you to put some god damn respect on Teddy Roosevelt’s name, but let’s be honest, these miggers know less about American history than most foreigners. No fucking way they actually know who the Rough Riders were.

The Lincoln bathroom was so lovely, and that shade of blue-green was to die for. That's the kind of bathroom you want to get ready for a date in, y'know? I just want to put vintage perfume bottles on that little shelf.

That new monstrosity is just....tacky. it's so tacky and there's no contrast, so it's just a marble blob. He's always had the worst taste in decor. What a fucking waste.

Gold is the preferred signifier of wealth for people whose achievements don't speak for themselves. It's supposed to make you think this person is powerful, even if you don't know what they did to deserve it.
Black niggers like gold because their achievements are selling drugs and making niggerbabble rap about fucking bitches and killing rival gang members.
Orange nigger likes gold because his achievements are grifting and scamming.
What he doesn't understand is that putting gold fixtures everywhere when he's the president and has the power of the state backing him doesn't make him look like a sharp NYC mogul, but an African dictator instead.

I’ve already made the joke about him throwing spinning rims all over the walls, but I’m not so sure that’s a joke anymore… this shit looks sterile and dreadful, the man has the ugliest taste I’ve ever seen.

OK this is cool

https://x.com/JDVance/status/1984370346204524803

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“How do you do, fellow kids???”

Haha yeah haha so cool haha that’s my hip and relatable VP haha

Spoiler

It seems that Mama Vance was nodding off too hard to ever teach him that just because you lean into a joke, it doesn’t mean it’s not still at your expense. Peak lolcow behavior.

 

[General Patton]

Imagine being so wealthy and having the kind of design taste to use something gaudy like tons of gold instead of something nicer.

“How do you do, fellow kids???”

Haha yeah haha so cool haha that’s my hip and relatable VP haha

Motherfucker is turning into Jonah Hill in Don't Look Up.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Tinfoil hatting but the recent Vance media run makes me think Trumps cabinet has no faith in him living long enough to run for a third term. Its clear they're trying to prop Vance up for 2028.

 

[General Patton]

Tinfoil hatting but the recent Vance media run makes me think Trumps cabinet has no faith in him living long enough to run for a third term. Its clear they're trying to prop Vance up for 2028.

You know, I know people hate the Clintons, but in the 90s he was very good at connecting with the youth and young voters and they thought he was cool, because Bill wasn't trying to hard.

Vance doesn't have that same talent and he comes off as trying way too hard.

 

[Sailor Swift]

The way Eric talks, God should be bribing Trump to "save Him." I cannot explain how fucking blasphemous that statement is. It is absolutely shocking. That alone in most Christian sects is a mortal sin. It is directly questioning the divinity and omnipotence of God by implying He needs "salvation" delivered by a mortal. You can tell the people that cannot give even half a fuck about their faith because they aren't livid about it.

I will take my fucking top hats, I refuse to bend the knee to a charlatan blasphemer and apostate. Protestantism Delenda Est.

His final act of hubris will be to claim he can make a deal with God. Mark my words. Things are gonna get biblical, especially as we get closer to the end.

I’ve already made the joke about him throwing spinning rims all over the walls, but I’m not so sure that’s a joke anymore… this shit looks sterile and dreadful, the man has the ugliest taste I’ve ever seen.

It's almost spiteful, isn't it? The destruction, covering the work of those before him with his marble...

Tinfoil hatting but the recent Vance media run makes me think Trumps cabinet has no faith in him living long enough to run for a third term. Its clear they're trying to prop Vance up for 2028.

And Erika will be running as his first lady. She knows she can't take over Kirk's part of the cult as a woman, and Vance knows he needs someone to hopefully win him some support by proxy. The only issue is that neither one of them have the charisma or likability to pull it off, and it's going to sour Kirk's supporters.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

A lot of us don't. I saw his retard son claim that Trump "Saved God," which is, frankly, the most offensive thing anyone of note has said, ever, full stop.

You have to remember that the majority of the hyper evangelical fuckwits that glaze Trump are basically violent turbo pagans that ramble in tongues and charm snakes. Their connection to Christ is tenuous at best and often their teachings align directly against what Christ and the Word of God tells us.

As an aside, I do think it's fascinating that he's become seemingly obsessed with the afterlife and being "good enough" to get into Heaven. It's really strange. How he acts is not how someone secure in their faith acts. He is acting like a disgusting rich faggot close to death who just had someone point out that the deck is stacked against rich people getting into Heaven. He's a scumbag, a grifter, and the worst thing to happen to American Christianity since Mormonism.

Christianity doesn't matter in America because capitalism (Mammon worship) with a Christian branding is the true religion.