💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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Project 2025? NEVER HEARD OF IT!

The Democrats fucked up so badly by not properly explaining to voters that Project 2025 was directly linked to Trump and just let him say “project 2025? Never heard of her.”

They tried but the messaging just wasn’t there. I knew it was 100% Trump. But many independents did not. They said “that isn’t Trump, he’s been married four times, doesn’t go to church, and has certainly paid for abortions”.

Besides, what were they supposed to do, vote for Kamala?

 

[Captain Syrup]

The Democrats fucked up so badly by not properly explaining to voters that Project 2025 was directly linked to Trump and just let him say “project 2025? Never heard of her.”

They tried but the messaging just wasn’t there. I knew it was 100% Trump. But many independents did not. They said “that isn’t Trump, he’s been married four times, doesn’t go to church, and has certainly paid for abortions”.

Besides, what were they supposed to do, vote for Kamala?

Schrödinger’s Trump, where he’s the galaxy brain negotiator playing 4D chess and also this sweet dopey naif constantly getting taken advantage of by mean Republicans.

 

[AltisticRight]

Extend that to those who protect child rapists, then we're talking.

 

[Captain Syrup]

"I don’t think Trump understood just how serious it was, just how much damage the Israelis did to him,” said Patrick Theros, who served as U.S. Ambassador to Qatar from 1995-1998. “This put Trump in a really difficult situation.”

Trump is still off in la-la land with his five Nobel Peace Prizes, and Israel's drooling at the idea of war on six fronts.

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[R00T]

Didn’t people get angry when Biden’s team posted a picture of him with laser eyes? It shocking at this point how unprofessional his twitter is and people just say it’s gentle ribbing or whatever. Shouldn’t he be running a country and not generating AI music videos?

 

[LettuceMan]

Didn’t people get angry when Biden’s team posted a picture of him with laser eyes? It shocking at this point how unprofessional his twitter is and people just say it’s gentle ribbing or whatever. Shouldn’t he be running a country and not generating AI music videos?

I’m almost certain he had no idea what’s going on and everyone else in his cabinet is running the show.

Not that him having all his faculties would be a huge improvement.

 

[Doctor PooPoo Head]

Gun Grabbers are prime material for farming. I'm truly astonished there aren't more threads on clowns like Harry Sission or that @ItsLuke_7 guy who looks like an overgrown fetus pretending to be a Harley rider.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Why does Israel even need Gaza? They’ve got the deed to all fifty states.

 

[AltisticRight]

What a long gay spiel when all of that can be replaced with just one line.
*Gobbling Bibi's circumcised penis sounds*.

 

[JustStopDude]

Schrödinger’s Trump, where he’s the galaxy brain negotiator playing 4D chess and also this sweet dopey naif constantly getting taken advantage of by mean Republicans.

I still don't get why supporters keep claiming he is draining the swamp and fighting the establishment when his party controls all three branches of government and he is in his second term.

Like lol. He is the establishment. He is the poster child of every boomer Meme in existent.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I still don't get why supporters keep claiming he is draining the swamp and fighting the establishment when his party controls all three branches of government and he is in his second term.

Like lol. He is the establishment. He is the poster child of every boomer Meme in existent.

He's totally draining the swamp...
And replacing it with raw sewage.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

I’m so sick of seeing his granddaughter Kai being astroturfed. It’s obvious why as she looks like the perfect lolicon for pedophile MAGAts to love. It’s unfair as her father Donald Trump Jr. was treated like shit by Donald Trump but she gets everything.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

I’m so sick of seeing his granddaughter Kai being astroturfed. It’s obvious why as she looks like the perfect lolicon for pedophile MAGAts to love. It’s unfair as her father Donald Trump Jr. was treated like shit by Donald Trump but she gets everything.

If Donald Jr. was born Donalda Jr., you'd know he'd trip over himself for his princess.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

If Donald Jr. was born Donalda Jr., you'd know he'd trip over himself for his princess.

You’d think that he’d love his first-born son, but that wasn’t the case.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I’m so sick of seeing his granddaughter Kai being astroturfed.

I see why chuds locked in on Barron, he’s the only one who doesn’t have that weird Trump phenotype.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You’d think that he’d love his first-born son, but that wasn’t the case.

Trump's sons look like serial killers and have no charisma. I don't blame him for treating them like shit

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

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So much of TV now is a Punch and Judy show for an audience of one.

This is even stupider when you realize that Bad Bunny is PUERTO RICAN, which is a US TERRITORY, thus making BB a US CITIZEN. LOLOL.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

You’d think that he’d love his first-born son, but that wasn’t the case.

Tbf Donald Jr is the loser Trump feared a kid named after him would be. If Don sr had his way he'd rename ivanka after him and forget don Jr existed.

 

[Wall of Bricks]

The next thing to happen:

The U.S. Treasury wants to make a $1 coin with Fatty on it (Archive) once the "radical left demonkkrap-caused" shutdown is over.

Their justification:

“Despite the radical left’s forced shutdown of our government, the facts are clear: Under the historic leadership of President Donald J. Trump, our nation is entering its 250th anniversary stronger, more prosperous, and better than ever before,” a Treasury Department spokesperson said in a statement. “While a final $1 dollar coin design has not yet been selected to commemorate the United States’ semiquincentennial, this first draft reflects well the enduring spirit of our country and democracy, even in the face of immense obstacles.”

Admire this masterpiece:

Keep in mind, this is the same Treasury Department (Archive) that has one of the most inflammatory and partisan shutdown notice banners:

Now, on the topic of inflammatory and partisan shutdown notices...

The Housing and Urban Development (HUD) one: (it also has a popup with the same message!)

They had an even more inflammatory notice on the eve of the shutdown:

On the other hand, some sites such as Medicare.gov or studentaid.gov have what I'd expect:

There's plenty more variations but I can't be bothered to compare each one's differences.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I'm not particularly religious but he'd probably hate what they've done with his image.

Yeshua ben Yosef wouldn't recognize this weird white Jesus character. He would probably think it was some weird Roman god pulled from some shithole, since Rome was pretty chill/syncretic about the religions in the areas it conquered.