💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Campbell_Trio]

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He's gonna tell them to invade Disneyland for the crime of bringing back Kimmel.

The crime of taking out muppetvision 3d*

 

[AltisticRight]

Hell lotta words to cope with being fat, Don. Who's reading this gay fucking spiel?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hell lotta words to cope with being fat, Don. Who's reading this gay fucking spiel?

Hey now, USPG2 told me that Donald Trump is certainly not fat and is indeed a fit, healthy, hip, young, sexy young alpha male

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Hey now, USPG2 told me that Donald Trump is certainly not fat and is indeed a fit, healthy, hip, young, sexy young alpha male

You forgot to mention that he totally does not have a small dick.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Guess Donny and USPG2 has already moved on from Kirk if this escalator is the greatest threat to our nation now.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Hate how this government shutdown crap has become like seasonal allergies.



Did I flip channels and suddenly it’s The Price Is Right? Random bitch from small claims court is prosecuting Comey.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Guess Donny and USPG2 has already moved on from Kirk if this escalator is the greatest threat to our nation now.

Even funnier is that his own retarded photographer did it

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

That would be woke, and we can't have that!

Decency is an OBAMA concept

Laura is great.
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Here's the video of the murder attempt.
As you can see, the escalator stops shortly after the photographer moves out of frame, and in the general ballpark of time you would expect him to reach the interrupt.
The Tennessee Holler - Here’s when the UN escalator stopped working the second Trump & M....mp4
This isn't a Laura Loomer (who is the most powerful woman in the world) thing, FOX and other MAGA outlets are talking about it in such terms too.

Ngl it'd be funny if an escalator took him out the same way this whole mess started.

 

[LettuceMan]

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He's gonna tell them to invade Disneyland for the crime of bringing back Kimmel.

Can’t walk up a single flight of stairs without looking like he’s scaling Everest, and he is supposed to be the savior of Western Civilization.

“Be loyal to Trump or you’re fired!”

I can’t imagine all these 4 Star Generals and Navy Admirals listening to a guy who only made it to the rank of Major… in the National Guard.

 

[Captain Syrup]

“Be loyal to Trump or you’re fired!”

I can’t imagine all these 4 Star Generals and Navy Admirals listening to a guy who only made it to the rank of Major… in the National Guard.

Having all the generals and admirals in one room is a good idea.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Trump Tower looks like if Satan built a Sharper Image. Eery morning I have to walk past it like it’s my abusive dad’s house.

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Thank God orange man doesn’t bother with New York anymore, he’s holed up down in Palm Beach with the other real estate sharks.

Every time I walk past trump tower or that ugly ass hotel in Columbus circle I die inside a little.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

“Be loyal to Trump or you’re fired!”

I can’t imagine all these 4 Star Generals and Navy Admirals listening to a guy who only made it to the rank of Major… in the National Guard.

I'm normally one to dig at the military but even I can't help be a bit offended how all these people have gotten to these positions unearned.

Guess meritocracy is now a """lib""" thing now after years of bitching about DEI.

Edit: This is pretty alarming. Guess he learned how to dodge questions from Kash.

 

[Ass Dan]

The narcissistic collapse triggered by an escalator is like something out of a sitcom. Embarrassing.

 

[Something Awful]

You know, Trump got some genuine laughs when he said whoever was responsible for the teleprompter was in big trouble. Could've just left it at that and scored a small win by dealing with an issue gracefully and with humor, plus his supporters would pretend to be in awe that a person can speak without a teleprompter.

Instead we have his crew of dumbass goblins spinning the most retarded conspiracy theory about an escalator assassination. Great shit.

 

[Sailor Swift]

You know, Trump got some genuine laughs when he said whoever was responsible for the teleprompter was in big trouble. Could've just left it at that and scored a small win by dealing with an issue gracefully and with humor, plus his supporters would pretend to be in awe that a person can speak without a teleprompter.

Instead we have his crew of dumbass goblins spinning the most retarded conspiracy theory about an escalator assassination. Great shit.

It's just a big distraction from the Epstein vote and the fact that they're in a scrambling panic about it behind the scenes. Trump is, if anything, incredibly predictable. If there's a fuss is being made over something retarded, you can be sure some bullshit is happening.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Side note, they keep asking Thiel in some bullshit podcasts about whether "the antichrist" exists and he just loses his mind talking about Greta Thunberg. He goes full Facebook dad mode.

You know, Trump got some genuine laughs when he said whoever was responsible for the teleprompter was in big trouble.

One, like all conservative "comics" Trump’s sense of humor is strictly punching down, he cannot laugh at himself, it's pathological. And two, he spent years running down Obama for using teleprompters and playing golf, so now when he does it, it’s embarrassing.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Instead we have his crew of dumbass goblins spinning the most retarded conspiracy theory about an escalator assassination. Great shit.

The ability of MAGA to turn minor W's into massive L's is on another level. Even the Washington Generals don't fuck up this bad.

Side note, they keep asking Thiel in some bullshit podcasts about whether "the antichrist" exists and he just loses his mind talking about Greta Thunberg. He goes full cult dad mode.

An active homosexual in a gay marriage warning us about the Antichrist...

 

[Oxyjen]

they keep asking Thiel in some bullshit podcasts about whether "the antichrist" exists

FYI, that RFK Jr guy is the Antichrist. Just listen to him to 30 seconds - I’m not wrong.

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

Guess Donny and USPG2 has already moved on from Kirk if this escalator is the greatest threat to our nation now.

Two weeks passed.