💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Duke Nukem]

This all seems like the work of his "Faith Advisor" Paula White-Cain...

Man, Prosperity Gospel theology is disgusting, and this is what it's doing.

So he's basically trying to be the next Peter Popoff?

If he survives his presidency he might have a new grift. I for one would buy a blessed can of Diet Coke from him to go along with my Trump Steaks.

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Managed to outpace Elon on the “most loathsome freak in the admin” leaderboard.

I can at least respect the honesty with this name change. It's our primary export besides NASCAR and bad cowboy movies.

 

[Bussy Catalog]

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Managed to outpace Elon on the “most loathsome freak in the admin” leaderboard.

Hahahahaha oh my god this administration kicks ass, I love waking up every morning and feeling ashamed of my country.

 

[LettuceMan]

This has been a meme. I can’t believe they’re trying to say it’s true.

Mike Johnson’s speakership is the political equivalent of being tied to the cuck chair.

This all seems like the work of his "Faith Advisor" Paula White-Cain...

Man, Prosperity Gospel theology is disgusting, and this is what it's doing.

Evangelicalism is full of these clowns, you know you’re on the road to hell when your church has a gift shop.

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Managed to outpace Elon on the “most loathsome freak in the admin” leaderboard.

Kegseth is leading a war on sobriety.

Brain worms swam in a creek that’s regularly contaminated with sewage water. Even his family claims he’s mentally fucked in the head.

 

[A-Stump]

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Managed to outpace Elon on the “most loathsome freak in the admin” leaderboard.

Johnson & Johnson is a big fucking deal and Jr is kicking a hornets nest I think he's going to regret in the near future. Kevue (the parent company which split off for the health division of J&J) is already down 10%.

They are going to be out for blood

 

[anliteralidiot]

so, like...who are we at war with?

 

[Lithos]

Really makes no sense to me. I mean, next time someone from a different party is in office, they're going to revert everything.

And then what? Are alternating presidents going to get in a naming war?

"My predecessor should never have reversed on the naming of the Gulf of America/Department of War!"

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

so, like...who are we at war with?

Eurasia. We've always been at war with them.

 

[Purple_Urkel]

so, like...who are we at war with?

Reality? Common Sense? Intellect?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Really makes no sense to me. I mean, next time someone from a different party is in office, they're going to revert everything.

And then what? Are alternating presidents going to get in a naming war?

"My predecessor should never have reversed on the naming of the Gulf of America/Department of War!"

Trump is a flash in the pan, I don't see us getting anyone more retarded and psychotic president for awhile. Even an actual full blown nazi wouldn't waste their time on bullshit like the gulf of America, department of war and dumb shit like that.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Managed to outpace Elon on the “most loathsome freak in the admin” leaderboard.

Remember when people believed in the fairy tale that Trump is some war dove

 

[Axiom.]

Yall think hes killing himself? How much of a narcissist you are to want people to donate "15$" for you going to heaven?? Is he okay??
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Who knew a serial conman would try to grift off his own fanbases sensitivity about going to heaven.
I thought it said in the Bible that grifting off Jesus' name was bad.

 

[blahblahblah678]

So all the alleged DOGE savings are going to be pissed away to rebrand EVERYTHING used by DOD to Dept of War. We can't be rid of the pedo orange nigger fast enough.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/05/pentagon-officials-department-of-war-anger-confusion-00548367

 

[Trombonista]

The autopen thing is turning into "Muh Emails"
Trump is so fucking buttraped over Biden winning over him its still effecting him today.

This is why I didn't want Trump to win in 2024. It had little to do with his policies. I just didn't want him to be rewarded for the temper tantrum he's been throwing since November 2020.

 

[blahblahblah678]

He's acting like an Orange Karen. The GOP and Supreme Court are cucking themselves like crazy for a senile, pedo Karen.

 

[Grog]

So all the alleged DOGE savings are going to be pissed away to rebrand EVERYTHING used by DOD to Dept of War. We can't be rid of the pedo orange nigger fast enough.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/05/pentagon-officials-department-of-war-anger-confusion-00548367

“This is purely for domestic political audiences,” said a former defense official. “Not only will this cost millions of dollars, it will have absolutely zero impact on Chinese or Russian calculations. Worse, it will be used by our enemies to portray the United States as warmongering and a threat to international stability.”

 

[Oxyjen]

so, like...who are we at war with?

Doesn’t matter to Trump as long as there is an official war happening come the next election, so he can postpone it indefinitely. Stated intention.

 

[Captain Syrup]

so, like...who are we at war with?

We’re about two news cycles away from Trump greenlighting some “shock and awe” over in Venezuela because he saw Xi’s cowboy hat solider women and suddenly remembered his own busted-ass parade which failed to scare Beijing.



Cheap Grenada rerun.

 

[JaneThough]

Trump is a flash in the pan, I don't see us getting anyone more retarded and psychotic president for awhile. Even an actual full blown nazi wouldn't waste their time on bullshit like the gulf of America, department of war and dumb shit like that.

we were saying this about Bush

 

[A-Stump]

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Cheap Grenada rerun.

To be fair our military parade was more like a souped up 4th of July down Main St affair rather than whatever this is supposed to be. They've got 12 confirmed nuclear submarines compared to the US's fleet of 69, that's all I'm saying.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

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Martin Luther watching this from Heaven like:

It is ironic that we have a fat retard who shits himself for president, considering that this site wouldn't exist if it weren't for...a fat retard who shits himself.

Even more ironic is that the second one can't stand the first one.

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Managed to outpace Elon on the “most loathsome freak in the admin” leaderboard.

I'd ask if there's something wrong with him in the head, but, you know, brain worm.

I can at least respect the honesty with this name change. It's our primary export besides NASCAR and bad cowboy movies.

And fast food. Don't forget fast food.

so, like...who are we at war with?

Don't worry, the Department of War has a great intelligence agent.

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Really makes no sense to me. I mean, next time someone from a different party is in office, they're going to revert everything.

And then what? Are alternating presidents going to get in a naming war?

"My predecessor should never have reversed on the naming of the Gulf of America/Department of War!"

Even weirder is that Trump's on the side that hates people changing their names when they transition.

Remember when people believed in the fairy tale that Trump is some war dove

Didn't he dodge the draft too?

We’re about two news cycles away from Trump greenlighting some “shock and awe” over in Venezuela because he saw Xi’s cowboy hat solider women and suddenly remembered his own busted-ass parade which failed to scare Beijing.

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Cheap Grenada rerun.

It's a genius plan. If American soldiers get horny, they can't think straight, and Homosexual Company is still being assembled.