💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[JaneThough]

This. Fred was an alcoholic and lingered for years with Alzheimer’s before kicking the bucket at 95. Donald doesn’t drink and is probably following a similar trajectory.

Fred Jr was an alcoholic and he died young. Fred Sr was famously embarrassed by this and it’s why Don basically disowned his brother, then his family after Fred Jrs death.

Some of us grew up with this shitstain on the cover of our newspaper like weekly. I hate how much I know about this family

 

[GlupShitto]

Trump and Bill i agree with you, but I’ve seen nothing to convince me that Biden was a pedo.

Just a tired old man who makes a lot guffaws, with an addict son, who tried to convince us all that he wasn’t rapidly declining, and went back on his word on only running for one term.

I OBJECT, I OBJECT THAT HE INTERRUPTED ME WHEN I WAS WATCHING OW MY BALLS AND THAT IS NOT OKAY!


Nah, that shit would be all over the news. I have reasons to doubt he’ll make to 2028 (fatass with unhealthy lifestyle, also old and dementia).

He showered with his daughter into her teenage years. Pedophile alert.

Also anyone wishing death on Trump is a sick POS and should get you put on a watchlist. And politics aside, since you guys consider him a lolcow, it's poor form to wish death on a cow.

 

[Guntkvd]

Peter Thiel's bitchboy will be the president.

 

[JaneThough]

The only thing making me think he’s dead is that he hasn’t responded to Vance’s “I’m ready to take over.” It all seems quite suspect.

 

[Puerto Rican Whore]

Also anyone wishing death on Trump is a sick POS and should get you put on a watchlist. And politics aside, since you guys consider him a lolcow, it's poor form to wish death on a cow.

All pedo lolcow's should die, they are a breed of their own.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

bro will do anything to not release the epstein report

 

[JaneThough]

 

[LettuceMan]

He showered with his daughter into her teenage years. Pedophile alert.

Who, Trump? Yeah i could see it, he tapped his daughter’s ass on stage.

 

[Spergerella Junior]

Donny Jr. rolling up with his overnight bag and a Burger King crown.

 

[JaneThough]

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

So people think he croaked because he’s AWOL and the flag is at half mast?

He’s probably AWOL because it’s a holiday weekend. Presidents, even Trump, will operate on a skeleton crew during holidays so their staff can take PTO.

The flag is at half mast because of that tranny school shooter.

 

[Logjam Sliver]

Also anyone wishing death on Trump is a sick POS and should get you put on a watchlist. And politics aside, since you guys consider him a lolcow, it's poor form to wish death on a cow.

 

[Drip Torch]

wishing death on Trump is a sick POS and should get you put on a watchlist

Cool, tell your handler to put me on the list.

 

[The Perplexing Ms. Escape]

Also anyone wishing death on Trump is a sick POS and should get you put on a watchlist. And politics aside, since you guys consider him a lolcow, it's poor form to wish death on a cow.

It’s not our fault Trump runs a cult while being old, fat, and retarded. His death would just be funny and a good content mine.

 

[JaneThough]

So people think he croaked because he’s AWOL and the flag is at half mast?

He’s probably AWOL because it’s a holiday weekend. Presidents, even Trump, will operate on a skeleton crew during holidays so their staff can take PTO.

The flag is at half mast because of that tranny school shooter.

I think it’s really strange that JD Vance said he’s ready to take over and Trump hasn’t responded at all to it. “I’M THE HEALTHIEST EVER JD, BUT THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN LIL GUY”

Also, I may be wrong and if I am correct me but did Kamala ever address being ready to take over for Biden? I bring this comparison up because he’s the other old as dirt president we’ve had recently but I never remember her being asked if she’s ready to step up. Going back further to the next old fuck, was Bush Sr ever asked if he’d step up for Reagan? It’s a weird question to address and if there was nothing wrong the right answer should have been “that question is irrelevant because the president is in great health.” Otherwise you, you know, start a panic amongst the people.

 

[Male Idiot]

This. Fred was an alcoholic and lingered for years with Alzheimer’s before kicking the bucket at 95. Donald doesn’t drink and is probably following a similar trajectory.

Yeah we ain't loosing YWH's strongest GOY. He'll eventually croak like every old man, but give him a decade.

 

[Adabobo]

I'm not the type to wish death on anybody, BUT...
should he die, I hope there would be a silver lining that 79 year-old candidates will stop being put forward.

 

[Drip Torch]

Vance doesn't have the ability to make retards fall on the knees before him. The moment Trump shits his diaper for the last time, the MAGA vultures will be at each other's throats to take the helm. No Trump, no MAGA. A cult of personality can't stand without its false prophet.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Even if he isn't dead now, its pretty much guaranteed he isn't making it to 2029 either way. He is almost 80 and obese.
I can't say these rumours spreading around are much of a surprise.

You know that episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns goes to the doctor and learns he has so many diseases, they cancel each other out as they fight for control? I'm pretty sure that's how Trump hasn't died years ago.

I hope there would be a silver lining that 79 year-old candidates will stop being put forward.

Funnily enough, Trump used Biden's age against him during the campaign, but stopped after Biden dropped out.

 

[anliteralidiot]

maybe Newsom's trolling got him so riled up, that his heart kicked the bucket