💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

He increasingly sounds like a 3-year-old retelling what he picked up while watching cartoons. "And then, the coyote made this bomb, and then the roadrunner came and said beep-beep, and then the bomb blew up the coyote."
 
Dementia Don raving about magnets. China invented magnets as a scam if you want to know the truth about it. But the US is getting into magnets now.China almost couldn't fly their 200 planes, but Dementia Don personally sent them the spares. Now the US getting magnets from China. It's Biden's fault and probably Obama's too.
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First thing I thought of.
 
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all they had to do was ignore newsom. it wouldve been so easy for them to not let it bother them and to simply not say anything

they didnt. they took the bait. theyre letting it get to them. thats the only funny thing about this. newsom isnt mocking trump to be funny. hes doing it because he knew it'd work at getting under their skin.
The defining trait of a lolcow is the inability to not react to being trolled, so of course they couldn’t ignore it. It’s in their nature.
 
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Man's got his office set up like some secret Wolfenstein 3D chamber.
On comfort women.
Trump’s sitting there looking like he's forced to go to his daughter's piano recital, totally glassy-eyed through all the Korea talks, until suddenly he perks up like, oh, finally, something in my wheelhouse.
 
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all they had to do was ignore newsom. it wouldve been so easy for them to not let it bother them and to simply not say anything

they didnt. they took the bait. theyre letting it get to them. thats the only funny thing about this. newsom isnt mocking trump to be funny. hes doing it because he knew it'd work at getting under their skin.
It also succeeds at making them look crazy and stupid. Trump and the miggers act like they’re all in on the joke until they become the target of ridicule and somehow it’s no longer funny anymore. It also rattles them because they just assume libtards are all wailing about how owned they are. Well, turns out that not only is that not true, they’re openly mocking MAGA instead. Not how they were told things are. Then they think about all the other things that aren’t true like surging energy and food prices, tariffs wrecking small businesses, etc. Mocking Trump is far more effective than getting mad about him.
 
The defining trait of a lolcow is the inability to not react to being trolled, so of course they couldn’t ignore it. It’s in their nature.
The frog was posting on a forum one day when the scorpion asked to use his account. “No, you’ll get me banned with your sperging.” “I promise I’ve changed” the scorpion said, and the frog leant him his account.
 
It also succeeds at making them look crazy and stupid. Trump and the miggers act like they’re all in on the joke until they become the target of ridicule and somehow it’s no longer funny anymore. It also rattles them because they just assume libtards are all wailing about how owned they are. Well, turns out that not only is that not true, they’re openly mocking MAGA instead. Not how they were told things are. Then they think about all the other things that aren’t true like surging energy and food prices, tariffs wrecking small businesses, etc. Mocking Trump is far more effective than getting mad about him.
They got both off “the left can’t meme” while never stopping to think that they’d never seen a successful meme from the right.
Ah yes, teenaged girls and their famous fabulous taste in music. Hearing Jeffrey Epstein was a Jonas Brothers fan does not make any of this better.
 
Seems like someone relayed the message that the shares weren't free and Trump isn't having it. (Archive)

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Also, at the same time, he's blowing his stack over the fact the media is reporting the truth and that he is not "the best president ever" (Archive) and networks such as ABC or NBC should have their broadcast licenses revoked (Archive) for posting bad things about him.

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Oi mate! You got a loicense for that freedom of the press?
 
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So the takeaway is that a bloated establishment hog is just vibing off memes instead of policy, no cost-of-living answers, just “MAKE MONEY CHEAPER!" Meanwhile big tech is too ket-holed to form a thought.

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This one's funny:

Obama roasts Trump.

Allegedly this is where he decided to run for President. Comments are funny to.

"this is the moment walter white became heisenberg"
"this is literally trump’s villain origin story"
"The very moment in history that you can watch a man decide that he is going to be president."
 
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