💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[troonigification]

Reminds me of this dank stack posted on /pmg/ a while back. Trust the plan brother, silver is going to the moon in two weeks when they release the kraken.

It could be kind of fun to get some of those fake trump bills to tip uppity waitresses that gave poor service like how some biblethumpers did with their Floyd tier fake $20s

 

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It could be kind of fun to get some of those fake trump bills to tip uppity waitresses that gave poor service like how some biblethumpers did with their Floyd tier fake $20s

Brief lolcow crossover with Richard Stallman of the Free Software Foundation. RMS is known for leaving fake parody dollar bills as tips and has personally done so when I met him at Emma's Pizza in Cambridge years back. I'm sure that I still have a copy of the fake bill and will look in my "miscellaneous papers" bookshelf section and upload it to that thread when I can find it. More on the topic of fake Trump money, I still think Bad Self Eater's 2016 art is pretty kino.

 

[LettuceMan]

Brief lolcow crossover with Richard Stallman of the Free Software Foundation. RMS is known for leaving fake parody dollar bills as tips and has personally done so when I met him at Emma's Pizza in Cambridge years back. I'm sure that I still have a copy of the fake bill and will look in my "miscellaneous papers" bookshelf section and upload it to that thread when I can find it. More on the topic of fake Trump money, I still think Bad Self Eater's 2016 art is pretty kino.

… So does he leave actual money to tip the staff or just the monopoly bills? That’s fucked if it’s the latter.

 

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… So does he leave actual money to tip the staff or just the monopoly bills? That’s fucked if it’s the latter.

To the best of my recollection, he did not leave a real tip despite constantly complaining that "the music was too loud" while deciding to seat us directly under a speaker. Please ask in the RMS thread, as I've met him several times (not in the last couple years) and have posted my experiences there.

 

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Keeping the thread on topic when my grandfather died I had to clear out all his mail and all the shit the Trump campaign spammed old people was fucking insane. Shit that I don't even know how it was legal like bills past due style begging letters to scam old people whose brains are full sleepy Joe. I wish I kept some of it but I shredded it all. Some of those letters had small coins and trinkets for old people to collect like NFTs for the greatest generation lmao.

 

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Keeping the thread on topic when my grandfather died I had to clear out all his mail and all the shit the Trump campaign spammed old people was fucking insane.

Yeah, I can't even imagine what kind of shit comes through the inbox when you register for a political party. You're basically opting into getting ruthlessly spammed forever. I'm forced to be an associate NRA member for my gun club and the volume of spam is insane. One of my neighbors currently flies the attached flag, and had a custom license plate number related to Trump on his Jaguar for a time. That one individual has seriously made me consider opening an Etsy store where I sell things like "Sleepy Joe" shirts and coffee mugs.

 

[LettuceMan]

And he’s already trying to wuss out of a second debate.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

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And he’s already trying to wuss out of a second debate.

He looks like shit through the bullet proof glass lol.

 

[The Hardest R]

Trump is extremely desperate at this point. He knows he's lost his cool yet still tries to convince people to vote for him.

This is yet another instance where Trump was hoping his opponent was Biden. In 2016 and 2020, his opponents were fuddy duddies and now he’s the lame one.

As usual with his recent rallies, people were leaving during his speech

I suspect a lot of those people attended his rallies this year thinking it’d resemble the ones they attended in 2016 and being disappointed in his significant cognitive decline. Low Energy Don. Looks like Jeb! will get the last laugh after all.

And he’s already trying to wuss out of a second debate.

If he thinks it’d benefit him, he’d do it. The fact he’s finding reasons not to do one means he believes he’d lose. He did three debates against Hillary because he knew he’d benefit from it. Low Energy Don strikes again.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

… So does he leave actual money to tip the staff or just the monopoly bills? That’s fucked if it’s the latter.

If it's anything like the evangelical trash, it's just the latter

He looks like shit

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[Doctor of Autism]

I guarantee if Trump loses, he is going to go all in on being a Crypto scam artist especially with his sons and Elon being into it

He really has no idea what he is talking about with Crypto

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[CaliforniaRaisin]

I guarantee if Trump loses, he is going to go all in on being a Crypto scam artist especially with his sons and Elon being into it

He really has no idea what he is talking about with Crypto

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Every time I see him talk about Crypto, I remember that this man discussed the possibility of injecting disinfectants into people and shining sunlight into their lungs during covid. This mothefucker has no idea what the Blockchain is and everything he knows, Barron has probably told him.

 

[Jakub4]

This is yet another instance where Trump was hoping his opponent was Biden. In 2016 and 2020, his opponents were fuddy duddies and now he’s the lame one.
I suspect a lot of those people attended his rallies this year thinking it’d resemble the ones they attended in 2016 and being disappointed in his significant cognitive decline. Low Energy Don. Looks like Jeb! will get the last laugh after all.
If he thinks it’d benefit him, he’d do it. The fact he’s finding reasons not to do one means he believes he’d lose. He did three debates against Hillary because he knew he’d benefit from it. Low Energy Don strikes again.

Now he says so, and in the end there will probably be at least one more debate sooner or later. He says one thing and does another. He is not a reliable narrator whose words should be believed. He lies compulsively. He simply means that he would not hold another debate, but if Kamala wants it, she will have it.

 

[Dastardly Dick]

Every time I see him talk about Crypto, I remember that this man discussed the possibility of injecting disinfectants into people and shining sunlight into their lungs during covid. This mothefucker has no idea what the Blockchain is and everything he knows, Barron has probably told him.

He's like every other boomer out there. They'll see something on the internet or on TV, listen to the first few words, then act like they're an expert on it. No wonder that generation gets scammed more often than most.

 

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This is the most retarded Trump hit piece I have ever seen and a possible new low for even journalists.

The gist of it is "There are rich Trump supporters from South Africa so they are racists"

https://archive.is/Y1Uz9

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Now he says so, and in the end there will probably be at least one more debate sooner or later. He says one thing and does another. He is not a reliable narrator whose words should be believed. He lies compulsively. He simply means that he would not hold another debate, but if Kamala wants it, she will have it.

It sounds like Harris is going to be on TV doing the debate whether fatty shows up or not.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It sounds like Harris is going to be on TV doing the debate whether fatty shows up or not.

Yeah and he's probably going to show up anyway either because of optics or if Vance does terribly in the VP debate.

Though you never know with this election since he did dodge every Republican primary debate

 

[Poop Fartious]

It sounds like Harris is going to be on TV doing the debate whether fatty shows up or not.

Ossoff already did it

 

[JustStopDude]

Honest question, does Vance wear eyeliner?

I swear to God he looks like an emo in a suit sometimes. Is this a millennial thing?

 

[umami's milk]

Honest question, does Vance wear eyeliner?

I swear to God he looks like an emo in a suit sometimes. Is this a millennial thing?

I don't think so, no. Hooded eyes + thick eyelashes gives that illusion, though.