💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[TrainWreckSpotter]

He has the perfect storm of advantages in 2016, Hillary Clinton was just so haltable and in many ways was seen as the face of American corruption, fun fact the family in the Netflix show house of cards is based of the Clintons.

The 2016 election was close, though. Hilary won the popular vote. I wonder if Comey re-opening the "email scandal" weeks before the election had anything to do with it. Ironically, Trump fired Comey. I like Comey. He did his job without being partisan.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

The 2016 election was close, though. Hilary won the popular vote. I wonder if Comey re-opening the "email scandal" weeks before the election had anything to do with it. Ironically, Trump fired Comey. I like Comey. He did his job without being partisan.

I think she was already so unlikeable before the email scandal.
“Pokémon Go to the polls”?
When she went on a black radio show and said she had a bottle of hot sauce in her purse?
The “sniper fire in Kosovo” story (btw Trump’s helicopter story is a similar mistake)
They grossly underestimated how much black people like her because they liked her husband.
The email leaks showing the fuckery with superdelegates and Debbie Wasserman Schultz fucking Bernie?
Also the Democrat primary system increases the likelihood of an electoral college loss because it puts weight on how candidates perform in deeply red states like Iowa and South Carolina and small states that don’t represent America like New Hampshire.
The list goes on and on.

The people who vote for these women also watch a lot of daytime television.
Hillary Clinton is Ellen Degenres.
Kamala Harris is Oprah (and she learned to act just enough like Oprah in the past 4 years).

Both candidates are horrible. JD Vance is a flip flopper (he’s important this election because if Trump wins there’s a significant chance he’ll have a heart attack or just get too tired to be president).

 

[TwoToes]

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[Battlefield2142EU]

JD Vance is a flip flopper (he’s important this election because if Trump wins there’s a significant chance he’ll have a heart attack or just get too tired to be president).

JD Vance would work better as a ticket with Ron DeSantis. But I suspect a JD Vance and Mark Zuckerberg ticket. Mark Zuckerberg keeps giving hints he is going to switch over to the republicans because of how anti-Jewish democrats are getting.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

JD Vance would work better as a ticket with Ron DeSantis. But I suspect a JD Vance and Mark Zuckerberg ticket. Mark Zuckerberg keeps giving hints he is going to switch over to the republicans because of how anti-Jewish democrats are getting.

If 2028 has Vance/Zuckerberg as the Republican ticket, I would never think to see that America lived long enough for literal robot candidates.

 

[Forte]

I've seen posters unironically mention the dolphin porn thing in other threads. I was beginning to think it was real, but some weird frat bro thing or something.

Now I'm convinced it was a psyop to distract people from the dolphin porn.

If it's a psyop he did it to himself. He literally posted a screenshot about this weird woman/dolphin sex thing but the search automatically bolds the words that were in the search, and he 100% searched for woman and dolphin sex. He intentionally searched for it. It's like typing into a browser search bar and the previous searches popping up.

 

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JD Vance would work better as a ticket with Ron DeSantis. But I suspect a JD Vance and Mark Zuckerberg ticket. Mark Zuckerberg keeps giving hints he is going to switch over to the republicans because of how anti-Jewish democrats are getting.

I'd recommend not believing what Trump says. You'd have to have an intellectual disability to believe anything he claims (see: Thunderdomers)

 

[Random Internet Person]

Is it me, or roles really did reverse since 2016? MAGA seems always mad, seething and bitching about everything, while democrats having a good time.

They sure did. Trump is not some unknown like he was in 2015-2016 where people were willing to give him a chance because they liked The Apprentice; he’s had one term in office. He oversaw the first year of the COVID response, the printing of trillions of dollars that helped to kick off inflation happened on his watch. He can’t rely on his track record, which is James Buchanan-tier. So it’s all about personality worship. Trump’s fans resemble Trump himself: old, angry, and loud.

Trump's loss in 2020 was predictable. I know some copers believe that voter fraud lost him the election and I do not think that there was any significant voter fraud. I can maybe buy that there was some lone wolf activist who hated Trump and fucked with the ballots but I don't think that was a top down plan from the DNC and it was not enough to win the election for Trump. I predicted his defeat and here is why.

1: His margin of victor in 2016 was rail thin, he won by like 80,000 votes IIRC

2: He has the perfect storm of advantages in 2016, Hillary Clinton was just so haltable and in many ways was seen as the face of American corruption, fun fact the family in the Netflix show house of cards is based of the Clintons. This was after the Obama years where she was secretary of state. The Democrats ran someone from the Obama camp and the husband of Bill Clinton at a time when many were sick of the neoliberalism they represented. It would be like if in 2016 the Republicans ran Dick cheny. In addition there was the Bernie scandal and the wikileaks leaks. Trump's key to victory was winning Michigan and Wisconsin, these are some of the only states where more people identify as populist then as republican or democrat. There was also his meme factor with many people straight up saying they voted for him just because they thought he was funny.

3: All of these advantages dried up by 2020, 2016 to 2020 was seen as a crazy wild time and weather or not that is accurate or not is irrelevant that is how people thought. So to many the corruption of the Neocon Neolib years didn't seem like a big deal they just wanted to go back to normal. Trump had lost populist by not really doing anything he promised. Lastly Trump's x factor disappeared after he was in office for 4 years and didn't do anything and with the media attention around Trump getting so bad and the punishment for supporting him getting so high people weren't going to support him ironically anymore.

Honestly, I’d say the thing that changed between now and 2016 is that MAGA has taken the Democrats’ mantle of going off about “this is a fight for the soul of America. Vote like the fate of the country depends on it, because it does”.

Sure, the Democrats may still be like that because of “Trump says mean things”, but those guys at least still seem to have a head on their shoulders, while MAGA has gone all in on their conspiracy theories, talking about how “Biden has dementia/Alzheimer’s”, “Jill is committing elder abuse”, and “what they did with Biden and Kamala is an ACTUAL COUP and an ACTUAL THREAT TO DEMOCRACY”.

Spoiler: Is this turning into too much of a blog post or venting in therapy?

Also, and this may be too personal, but I’d say that I really soured on MAGA after they went more right and stopped being fun. We’re talking about hyping up China, the most authoritarian regime on the planet, because…I guess they don’t really do LGBT and They only want to see “manly men” put on a pedestal instead of soy boys and Being racist is something to be “proud of” and one should advocate to have the nation be an ethnostate, ignoring that China is run by a loan shark who wants to take over the world.

Also, you got MAGA hoping things fail miserably and a terrible fate befalls everyone because…of an Olympic opening ceremony, or because a boxer is at the center of a feud between two entities.

And now in Britain, you got folks straight up advocating for a race war, and getting pissed that nobody wants the country to fall into anarchy, and think that “liking soccer and curry and meat on rice” Means that you shouldn’t cry when the country is a caliphate because you asked for it and jailed everyone who rose up to fight because of two tier policing.

Take me back to the days of playing Shadilay, please.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Okay I have no idea what the fuck he means with this Hannibal Lecter thing, I'd get it if it is a one off bit, but I am so confused

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[mofu mofo]

Take me back to the days of playing Shadilay, please.

 

[fishercat]

Okay I have no idea what the fuck he means with this Hannibal Lecter thing, I'd get it if it is a one off bit, but I am so confused

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The leading theory is that he legitimately does not know what seeking asylum is. He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums. Hence, the weird fixation on a fictional serial killer that was in an insane asylum.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I'd personally go for Trump because I find him amusing, some of his group's policies would benefit me personally (I don't actually give a fuck about the US, sorry burgerbros) and I know enough about Kamala Harris to have an allergic reaction to seeing her face on mainstream media.

>Non-US entity talking about what they'd "go for"

Now let me tell you something Hector/Hanz/Hoshi/Halumba-Bembe/Hakbar-Alif/Horatio, until you are a fully-fledged red-blooded American Harold, you will "choose" whatever the fuck we tell you to choose. This is because racism and segregation do exist, but it's about whether you're full American or not. We could choose Ronald McDonald to run independent, Peter Venkman to run Republican, and Mickey Mouse to run Democratic and you better just nod your little foreign head along, knowing that whatever we choose is gonna be better than whatever you got comin' from whatever country you call home!!!!1!!1!!!one!!

That being said, I don't necessarily disagree, but I think the general populace is more used to the dumb shit that Trump has done over time. People are tired of him bitching every god damn day

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My sides burst open like claymore mines.

 

[Dr Sprokeberg]

The leading theory is that he legitimately does not know what seeking asylum is. He thinks asylum seekers are coming from insane asylums. Hence, the weird fixation on a fictional serial killer that was in an insane asylum.

He did literally say that some illegal immigrants are coming from prisons, mental institutes, or insane asylums. So quite possibly

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1817362908600496627

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

So why are the LARPers saying that Donald Trump's Law Firm is doing child custody cases in St. Louis? Calling it Opposition Research?

 

[Snorky]

He turned his caps lock on again.

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He turned his caps lock on again.

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Does he have a clue?

Maybe instead of attacking his opponents, he ought to start telling everyone how he's going to bring down inflation, fix the economy, etc.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Does he have a clue?

Maybe instead of attacking his opponents, he ought to start telling everyone how he's going to bring down inflation, fix the economy, etc.

He's demonstrated that his only plans are for flaccid displays of action, like the table of papers that was supposed to be the fix to US healthcare system. Turns out it was more nothing.

The rest of the Republicans aren't much better, although they do have plans. They just happen to be plans that step on the neck of regular workers.

 

[Forte]

Does he have a clue?

Maybe instead of attacking his opponents, he ought to start telling everyone how he's going to bring down inflation, fix the economy, etc.

If you listen to him, he genuinely believes that tariffs are paid for by the other party and not the US consumer. He has no fucking clue how anything works because he was handed a business empire and has kept it alive on name recognition and grift alone.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It feels weird that Trump is getting more mad and his supporters are already coping about a rigged election with the prominent ones about to leave the country.

I don't get it since the election is still close and Trump still has a good chance to win yet they're panicking like its October.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

If you listen to him, he genuinely believes that tariffs are paid for by the other party and not the US consumer. He has no fucking clue how anything works because he was handed a business empire and has kept it alive on name recognition and grift alone.

Yeah, I still remember when he acted like NATO countries were supposed to pay up protection money to him instead of, you know, spending money on their militaries and the like.