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The couch fucking thing is kino because everyone wants the Chris Chan of Presidents to have his very own JULAAAYY! event, even if its his VP pick instead, and even if its also fake and gay.
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Guess the shooter hit that ketchup packet Trump had in the back of his ear
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Even if its false, there is no way to really disprove it. JD Vance addressing it would only make him look embarrassing.
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It all got started by a deleted joke xeet directly referencing pages in Vance's autobiography, so its pretty easy to disprove that he never wrote about fucking a couch in his autobiography. The tweet was just lying for lols. But it got so much traction that now the that the Associated Press had to publish a deboonk.
But you're right, he can never disprove that he never fucked a couch, only that he has never published a work in writing that confesses to fucking a couch.
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Honestly the dolphin thing looks more suspicious since he went out of his way to look up "woman dolphin"
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Was Vance looking up "woman dolphin" in order to find dolphin-furry porn to spank it to while fucking his couch?
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I appreciate the thread being here to discuss what a fucking trainwreck the man is. He was retarded enough to threaten section 230 with Ajit Pai. All Kiwis should be pissed about that, but too many are party-over-people to give a fuck. If he's willing to gut the net, then fuck em. Call me simple or short-sighted, but once that goes, the free internet goes and we're fucked into an even deeper corpo-net. Ever since you made the post about it, I've been bothered, to be honest.
I'll cop to a report, but I'll say that it's because the faggots in the thread seem to forget the way to stay on-topic. So I decided since they cannot seem to remember how this site works, to make apt comparisons to other big attractions to the site. Maybe if they remember why they post in some of those threads, they can come up with some material that they can post in this one.
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Fuck your couch, yet another terrible attempt to try be hip with the black community with a 20 year old Chapelle Show reference. But it wasn't meant to be taken literally, JD.
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If Trump loses, this election would solidify Trump as the DSP of Presidents.
Though comparing him to Boogie is too far, at least Trump doesn't have a humiliation fetish
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I agree. It'd be funny for that very reason.
No, he just has a piss fetish and an incestuous interest in his daughter. The Steele dossier already detailed his love of golden showers.
There were previous claims by a trafficked victim from Epstein's island that Trump requested a girl that looked like Ivanka when she was a teenager. This is why he is terrified of those Epstein documents dropping, and why they edited the interview at Fox where he said he would declassify the Epstein files "Less so" because "There's a lot of phony stuff in there, you don't want to effect people's lives if there is phony stuff in there" after he previously gave a flat "Yes" and "Yeah" to declassifying the "9/11 files" and the "Kennedy Files".
Imagine that, suddenly the fatass grows a conscience, not wanting to literally out pedophiles because it can "Effect people's lives" like he's ever given a single fuck. Almost exactly like how Boogie refused to share his medical documents to prove he had cancer due to not wanting to "Give away his privacy", the same man that stripped naked on stream and posted similar pictures to twitter before that.
Trump is a lot more similar than you think
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Worse, he's a Thiel yes man. Between Thiel and Musk, it makes me think that the biggest problem with government is corporations and cults of personality of "outsiders" (who pretend to be anti-establishment even though they're it).
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You hit the nail on the head. The biggest danger from a second Trump term is that billionaire psychos will have the keys to the palace, and have probably spent 4 years working out the best ways to make Trump do what they want.
These guys will fully dismantle the federal government, remove the US as a world power and turn it into a balkanized South Africa style battle zone, if it means their corporations can gain more control, have no regulations and increase their personal wealth (and harem of child bearers).
But I’ll leave it there before I get thread banned - sorry!
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I'd most likely compare Trump to Boogie at this point considering both of them really do bitch about things quite a lot and both also lie about their own status.
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With his alleged ties to the surveillance community, I wouldn't be surprised if he, Vance, worked for blackrock and hired the gunman to kill Trump so he could go toe to toe with Harris.
But Vance is another potential lolcow I'm betting.
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Apparently fatty has been paying pollsters to make positive polls for him: https://newrepublic.com/post/175387/wsj-poll-showing-trump-biden-evenly-matched-trump-helped-pay
He also said, in a speech yesterday, that if he wins his supporters wont have to vote ever again. But he totally isn't going to become dictator guys. And if he does, the MAGA cult and Thunderdomers will defend it
He also said, in a speech yesterday, that if he wins his supporters wont have to vote ever again. But he totally isn't going to become dictator guys. And if he does, the MAGA cult and Thunderdomers will defend it
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I interpreted it a little differently.
If Trump wins, he'll do everything and fix everything for real this time, so they won't need to vote for anyone else ever again because he is the greatest President that has ever existed or will ever exist.
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It would be dumb to assume every positive Trump poll is paid for by Trump or his associates, but it makes me wonder how many positive polls were paid for by either side.
You know what, yeah I can see the similarities, it doesn't help both have massive victim complexes and cry about how they are unfairly targeted.
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If that's how he meant it then yeah until either his term is over (after which he can't be president anymore since he served two terms) or his dumbass sperging gets us all killed by nuclear warfare.
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I also think a lot of people lie about their party affiliation in these polls nowadays making it very difficult to know the true numbers.
Got a feeling this played a role in both candidates' wins in 2016 and 2020.