💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hot takes:
Anyone that thinks this shite is because of Trump doing criminal things is the reason we deserve the world we are living in and are going to continue living in.
Anyone thinking that if Trump just had done this one thing different he wouldn't be in trouble is naive. This is like the third or fourth thing they are trying to arrest him over this year alone, and that's after eight trying to find something, anything. They will just keep moving on to the next thing, pile it all up and hope either something sticks or something breaks.

Lol you really think Trump is innocent of the charges? It's pretty widely documented that he tried to overthrow election results in states that he lost, and the Georgia case in particular was pretty damning.

He lost and he has been a spoiled manchild his whole life and finally was told "no" when he lost to Biden. His method of coping was trying to illegally overturn the election results in several states.

I just want cheap gas again and Trump, despite his jewyork retardation, was able to keep it going steady for a good while.

That was because of covid. No one was going anywhere. Once covid was over, the gas companies decided to price gouge. It had nothing to do with who the president was.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Isn’t he mainly running again to save himself and his family from jail or exile though? Plus revenge, “winning”, etc.

He’s certainly being charged with crimes he has done, it’s simply not realistic for him to claim it’s a political prosecution, nobody sensible believes that.

I don't know about that. I think that ironically enough, the only thing he needed to do to save himself and his family from jail and exile was NOT run for president. They would've let him move to Israel to live out the rest of his days in peace, like Zelensky or any other neocon puppet.

No idea why he's still running, to be honest. In my view it's pointless for him to try to "save America", it's like giving CPR to a corpse without a head. Just let the neocons/neolibs pick all the meat off the bones already.

 

[Random Internet Person]

@R00T You bring up a board. They don’t do that because anything they can put on it (name, booking date, inmate number) has been digitized and part of a database that can be looked up online. Most departments are like that nowadays.

CIVIL WAR 2 BABY LETS GO

stop trying to make the second civil war a thing, it's not gonna be a thing

And if a civil war happens, I’m 95% sure it’s not going to happen the way you think it’ll go.

For all the Europoors, and other non-Americans watching this shitshow unfold, rest assured that if a second civil war somehow does happen, you will all be going down with us because America is so tied-in with the rest of the world.

Not to get political, but…not if BRICS has something to say about that.

We're never going to return to normalcy are we, kiwis? We are stuck in Circus Mode forever, aren't we?

Sounds like it. Might as well enjoy the ride.

I do hope he goes to prison, not because I actually hate him or am under the illusion that this is "fair justice", "protecting ourdemocracy™", or some other stupid bullshit like that. It's because of how absolutely fucking gangster it would be if he was running from prison, and his advertisements and rallies were done through a prison phone.

Trump will officially be the realest nigger in the game, he'll probably live like a rockstar in prison with all the secret service protecting him 24/7, and he gets to pardon himself from jail when he wins, it would be the most gangster fucking thing a US politician has ever done in US history.

I raise you the mobsters from Goodfellas.

So is this thread pro-Trump and pro-lolcow now or

The real lolcows of this thread are in the replies

It mostly depends on how much it crosses over with the Thunderdome.

He’s just pissed off and rightfully so, he had to go all the way out to Georgia for this bullshit.

And he didn’t even get Chik Fil A. Or Waffle House.

This is a lolcow thread for Donald Trump. Do not whiteknight him here.

Why do I have a feeling people will do that anyway?

 

[Oxyjen]

I don't know about that. I think that ironically enough, the only thing he needed to do to save himself and his family from jail and exile was NOT run for president. They would've let him move to Israel to live out the rest of his days in peace, like Zelensky or any other neocon puppet.

No idea why he's still running, to be honest. In my view it's pointless for him to try to "save America", it's like giving CPR to a corpse without a head. Just let the neocons/neolibs pick all the meat off the bones already.

Narcissism.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I raise you the monsters from Goodfellas.

Now that's the American culture I used to respect.
Wait wait
Those were Italianos, red blooded Meds, sun burnt offspring of Etruscan warriors
Why can't Americans retvrn to (Italian) tradition?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Narcissism.

Most likely. He just wants his name in the history books in a positive context. Still not the worst motivation, at least that's an understandable human motive.

Beats dealing with a fanatical zealot who wants to reshape the world and is willing to sacrifice everything and everyone for it. Narcissists are rather reasonable when compared to true believers.

 

[Shidoen]

@Random Internet Person Trump is more of a Wendy’s guy, the baconater and i’d doubt he’d want Burger King like that faggot Dylan Roof.

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

Lol you really think Trump is innocent of the charges? It's pretty widely documented that he tried to overthrow election results in states that he lost, and the Georgia case in particular was pretty damning.

He lost and he has been a spoiled manchild his whole life and finally was told "no" when he lost to Biden. His method of coping was trying to illegally overturn the election results in several states.


That was because of covid. No one was going anywhere. Once covid was over, the gas companies decided to price gouge. It had nothing to do with who the president was.

He's not getting prosecuted to uphold the law. If he hadn't challenged the establishment he could be guilty as sin of far worse and he wouldn't be charged with anything.

But sure, he's probably innocent. Doesn't matter. It's just supposed to fuck with his run after all.

 

[JaneThough]

He's not getting prosecuted to uphold the law. If he hadn't challenged the establishment he could be guilty as sin of far worse and he wouldn't be charged with anything.

But sure, he's probably innocent. Doesn't matter. It's just supposed to fuck with his run after all.

Cope

 

[Random Internet Person]

@Random Internet Person Trump is more of a Wendy’s guy, the baconater and i’d doubt he’d want Burger King like that faggot Dylan Roof.

Fair enough. I just mentioned those places because he was in Atlanta.

 

[Shidoen]

Fair enough. I just mentioned those places because he was in Atlanta.

Oh man if he was there during Dragon Con, that would be just the icing on my bucket list.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Cope

Could you explain why half of Americans are celebrating the persecution of political dissidents and their country's descent into Africa-tier corruption and tribalism? Do you seriously think this is any sort of a victory?

You may not realize how it looks from the side to non-Americans, but we're both laughing at you and are horrified at the idea of America becoming Upper Volta with nuclear weapons. Pakistan and North Korea having nukes was bad enough, but now this...

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Oh, I still think he's a corrupt clown just like every single American politician, but at least he's a funny one, and it's all about the lulz, isn't it?

He goes to prison, he walks free, he wins the election, he loses the election - no matter what happens, lulz will be there in great abundance. The only difference is at whose expense.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He's not getting prosecuted to uphold the law. If he hadn't challenged the establishment he could be guilty as sin of far worse and he wouldn't be charged with anything.

But sure, he's probably innocent. Doesn't matter. It's just supposed to fuck with his run after all.

There's quite a bit of evidence of him trying to overturn the election results in those states. I forgot that you Alaskans live in an alternate reality where you can't ever admit your obese, elderly waifu is at fault

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

He goes to prison, he walks free, he wins the election, he loses the election - no matter what happens, lulz will be there in great abundance. The only difference is at whose expense.

It's still funny, just in a (chuckles) "I'm in danger" sort of way now. Maybe America should surrender their nukes to China and Russia for safekeeping while they're having this kind of internal power struggle. The world would definitely feel more at ease knowing that the only country in the history of the universe to have used nuclear weapons has been disarmed while they're undergoing a democracy crisis.

I don't know what it is about Trump that gets liberals to go all "1488 fuck democracy gas all republicans" full-on fascist mode but damn if he isn't good at that.

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

There's quite a bit of evidence of him trying to overturn the election results in those states. I forgot that you Alaskans live in an alternate reality where you can't ever admit your obese, elderly waifu is at fault

I'm sure there is ol'boy, I'm sure there is.

I still think he'll get the nomination and loose the election regardless though.

 

[AskeDead]

Could you explain why half of Americans are celebrating the persecution of political dissidents and their country's descent into Africa-tier corruption and tribalism? Do you seriously think this is any sort of a victory?

You may not realize how it looks from the side to non-Americans, but we're both laughing at you and are horrified at the idea of America becoming Upper Volta with nuclear weapons. Pakistan and North Korea having nukes was bad enough, but now this...

It's okay that it's happening as long as it's happening to the side that I disagree with. No I won't think about the long term consequences of this, I don't have the mental capacity for that.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Could you explain why half of Americans are celebrating the persecution of political dissidents and their country's descent into Africa-tier corruption and tribalism? Do you seriously think this is any sort of a victory?

tribalism

Well you thought Americans are free from tribal brainrot? Of course they aren't, nobody is.
Trump is no dissident, he's part of the same machine as Biden and the rest. He is simply wilder and harder to wrangle, but he'll still bomb Syria if he is told to, and if he was in power, he'd still fund Ukraine and sanction Russia, he'd just try to extract shit he can use from both in exchange.
Each time Trump was offered an opportunity for a true dissident move he went for inaction and then made up shit to his autistic and low IQ base so they have somebody to blame.
Curious how they gonna spin the pandemic.
Oh wait.
They will not, cause Trump won't debate lmao. Safe space needed "mom, they attaqing me, I don't wanna go pls mom no"
And Trump has no challenger that will ask him:
- where is the wall
- why are you proud of vaccines and why have you sided with the medical state, when your base is 110% against that
- why have you allowed entire neighborhoods burned to the ground and mass protests during a pandemic for ONE MAN that died
- where is your law and order
Nobody will challenge him, cause it's all a fake&gay show for low IQ tards to clap and get excited at, and give them somebody to hate that's not the administrative state which is running the US.

 

[Shidoen]

I remember learning about Nixon and that scandal and just saying “that was it?”. They made it seem like he was some sort of demonic entity.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Well you thought Americans are free from tribal brainrot? Of course they aren't, nobody is.

I never believed that, but Americans seem to claim that all the time. The tribalism is becoming a lot more visible now, though.

Trump is no dissident, he's part of the same machine as Biden and the rest. He is simply wilder and harder to wrangle, but he'll still bomb Syria if he is told to, and if he was in power, he'd still fund Ukraine and sanction Russia, he'd just try to extract shit he can use from both in exchange.

Yes, he is clearly part of the same machine, New York progressive, friends with Clintons, etc. But in America that's as "dissident" as you can get without being vanned by the feds for upsetting the status quo.

Each time Trump was offered an opportunity for a true dissident move he went for inaction and then made up shit to his autistic and low IQ base so they have somebody to blame.
Curious how they gonna spin the pandemic.
Oh wait.
They will not, cause Trump won't debate lmao. Safe space needed "mom, they attaqing me, I don't wanna go pls mom no"
And Trump has no challenger that will ask him:
- where is the wall
- why are you proud of vaccines and why have you sided with the medical state, when your base is 110% against that
- why have you allowed entire neighborhoods burned to the ground and mass protests during a pandemic for ONE MAN that died
- where is your law and order
Nobody will challenge him, cause it's all a fake&gay show for low IQ tards to clap and get excited at, and give them somebody to hate that's not the administrative state which is running the US.

Yes, it is fake and gay, and always has been. But the most concerning part is that now they can't even be bothered to uphold the illusion of democracy anymore. You've got braindead vegetables like Kamala Harris who are slated to become the next POTUS, that would've never happened when America was at its prime.