💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

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You know what? Go fuck yourself with a pineapple.
 
I haven't seen a pedo this worshipped since Michael Jackson.
Jackson wasn't a pedo though and that's on the record. Literally, the guy that framed Michael as a pedo was proven to do it as a blackmail scheme.

It's also on the record Trump is a pedo. He literally said it on Howard Stern forever ago and has had many incidents with looking at underaged girls. Miggers shit on Biden for his taste for underaged girls, but when Trump does the exact same thing, they either deny reality or blatantly embrace it because the safety of children matters less than some bullshit political promise Trump won't even do.
 
I just realized that Drownsy Don could be easily baited into admitting he sucks dicks. Just say, "Some people say that Kamala is much better at giving head than Donald Trump", and then watch him spiral

I GIVE ONLY THE BEST BLOW JOBS. BELIEVE ME. NO ONE ELSE CAN MAKE DUDES BUST A MASSIVE NUT WITH JUST THEIR MOUTH BETTER THAN I CAN. NOT THAT LYIN' HYAENA KAMALA! I HEARD SHE CHEATS BY STICKING HER FINGERS IN THEIR BUTT. NOT ME! JUST TONGUE AND SUCTION.
 
Not looking good if they are using as bad as an excuse like that. Hell, saying it was created by AI would be a better excuse.

Edit: I am a massive retard. Literally a satirical website. But in my defense, this is an entirely expected response from the administration. Who knows, the real response might be even dumber.
The entire point of satire is it's ad ridiculum of a real thing. Like Scream is a satire of Horror. Scream makes fun of Horror, but also functions as a Horror film. Same with more silly movies like Spaceballs, it makes fun of the genre and doesn't take itself seriously like scream but the story is beat for beat still a sci-fi fantasy. Pizza Completeza by Mad TV makes fun of Pizza Hut's very real 90s campaign to stuff random shit in their crusts. If there was 0 basis in reality they would just be Epic Movie. Which can occasionally get a mild chuckle. But is not anywhere near as humorous as the previous satires. One could say that Poe's law only really exists because bad satire is satire which is unbelievable. If you fell for the Poe's that's just good writing.
 
I propose we issue a permanent opt-in badge for those who believe Donald Trump issues a blowjob to Bill Clinton. This way they will be rewarded with a token of their prediction when it is definitely verified because the event certainly occurred.
 


I’ve stopped calling these “crash-outs,” because that implies some kind of deviation from the norm. He has been crashing out for his entire adult life and each one elevates him further. The country deserves this.
 
SHIT, with the news that Trump was blowing Clinton. This explains his weird hand job dance he keeps doing. It is a tick from back in the day when we were "making deals" for espetins' enjoyment.
 
Good thing trump is old when he decided to try and emulate Kim Jung. Then again I don't think Americans 50 years ago would've put up with his shit.
Americans didn’t put up with his shit when he tried running for president in 2000. He never once cracked outside the margin of error in the polls then. He really has The Apprentice to thank for his presidency because he was a punchline before reality TV became a thing.
 
Good thing trump is old when he decided to try and emulate Kim Jung. Then again I don't think Americans 50 years ago would've put up with his shit.
The reason Nixon was almost impeached trying to hide those tapes is because, at the time, if anyone heard them, it would’ve been political suicide. Nowadays he could measure peoples' skulls on TV and put up Assad numbers.
Americans didn’t put up with his shit when he tried running for president in 2000.
His switch to Republican was perfectly timed as the Tea Party rose to power and Obama lost the House. Then Israel hopped to the GOP after Obama’s Iran deal, and the rest is history.
 
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