DOLLAR TREE HAUL 8/22/19

[Pinky&Perky]

I do prefer real flowers.
In the 4 years I've been watching she has yet to leave the grocery store with a bouquet of flowers.

Storage container for leftover soup.
In 4 years I have never seen her eat leftovers nor have I seen her leftovers in the fridge.

A mitt for the pets I have never seen her brush.

Magnets for MY refrigerator. She repeated MY refrigerator. Wow!

Off camera, Becky pick up the puzzle book I dropped.

Does she expect us to believe she walked to the car, stuffed herself in, rode a block, struggled to get out of the car, walked around the store and then repeated the process all again to get home?

Yeah the 'My' thing is interesting - either she just says the house refrigerator is hers because she lords it other the others - or she has her own refrigerator in her 'den ....... ' has she been moved out there yet?

You know, I don't think I've ever seen her purchase flowers. I could be wrong, but I think maybe Dusty gifted her with a single gas station rose once. I get the distinct feeling that if she were to come into contact with fresh cut flowers they'd automatically wilt and be swarmed by flies.

Actual photo of sunflowers when Hamber is laying in a field of them asking why me?

Becky bought her some white roses once and she complained and said she preferred red

 

[Whatthefuck]

Becky bought her some white roses once and she complained and said she preferred red

You're right! What a cunt.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

10 grand a month and all she does with it is spend it on trash food and cheap junk from places like Dollar Tree and Walmart. What a boring and uninspired life. Most people would kill to get what she has.

Though I guess she is technically doing that since she is quite literally killing herself.

 

[Fupacabra]

Which show will our Gorl hit first: My 600-lb Life or Hoarders?

Graveyard.

 

[billeverghostly]

I could feel my eyes losing focus and sliding into the back of my head while she dribbled and blah blah blahed on and on.

Like this?

 

[Xenomorph]

A brain teaser..

 

[sibling issues]

Graveyard.

becky is going to have to buy two plots for that whale

 

[UW 411]

The only thing that needs hauling is her arse.

 

[HamFan]

That was so pointless. I came so close and just couldn't finish the last couple minutes, it was so dull.

She likes No 7 led pencils, but can't be bothered to explain why.

She has no plans to solve but rather use a brain teaser. I have the feeling she thinks it will make her smart like using the right diet will make her thin.

TIL Arizona Tea tastes like juice. How fucked are her taste buds?

And, Amber, no one makes fun of you for liking soup. They make fun of you for the boiling pots of shit you call soup.

 

[Billie Ross]

Didn't she said she wouldn't do the filler content anymore???

Didn't we just have a decluttering video? Gotta fill that space up!
Damn, you can see it on her face how miserable she is. She knows this isn't even content at this point.

All the "clutter" she "decluttered" (including ALL the cats toys: tree, scratch posts, etc.) are in the garage, GARAGE!! (with that shop cart they stole it).
Freaking hoarder cunt.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

The vibe I'm getting from this video is she sent Becky to Dollar Tree with a certain amount and go for it so she can have something to record. Our knight-errant does as told and our dainty queen sifts through the loot and finds it not up to her expectations.

Bitch was clearly struggling to explain each item, why she liked them and what she intended to do with them. It would have been hilarious but it was so mind numbingly dull.

 

[Haesindang Park]

She was also popping Tylenol/advil like candy. I wonder if she still is doing that. Liver failure situation is nawt cute boo boooooo

She probably has non-alcoholic fatty liver disease and doesn't know it. At this rate, her liver has more fat than the truffled foie gras that Hannibal Lecter eats.

 

[GinnyPotter]

When I see these videos, I really wonder who the actual dummy is, ALR or the gays.

They literally let this woman take over their house.

Unfortunately, I know what it's like to live and clean a hoarders house. It's not worth the rent she pays for. Especially when you don't even get to live in half the house.

After hoaders clean their house, they're always so surprised (and in denial) at all the damage done to it. I guess they're lucky, one out of those four dummies actually cleans.

The gays definitely get the shitty end of Amber's wiping stick though.

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

Presenting PigLynn...

Eth5py.mp4

When Kat leaves my boy Darksydephil, Big Al will be a perfect replacement. 2 overweight pigs in a giant pen. For those unaware DSP snorts like a pig due to a crippling disease known as post nasal drip.

 

[duckpickles]

She's a fucking black hole and if she's not eating she's hoarding to make her mass more dense than what's in her head. When in doubt, "fat" privilege card, or disability card, or mental health card. There's always something wrong with the dumb superficial massive mollusk mound cunt; she can't retain one ounce of her problematic life story together so she rely's a moronic hauls and other shit as content. Wow, just wow. She's a real cringe worthy moment.


Life (Train) vs. AMR (stupid cow)

 

[Fleasburger]

She has her hair down, at least.. Was it clean tho?

 

[Plague Dog]

She probably has non-alcoholic fatty liver disease and doesn't know it. At this rate, her liver has more fat than the truffled foie gras that Hannibal Lecter eats.

That's what worries me is that she might be too fargone to make much of a difference even if she wired her jaw shut tomorrow.

I mean... to be gaining weight at a pound or so a week at her weight... she's eating an impossible amount. I mean, with a sedentary life style, she's burning 3,881 Calories a day... A pound of fat is about 3500 Calories. She's eating like 4400 Calories minimum per day. That doesn't happen easily. It's eating 4 big mac meals a day, with fries and (regular) soda.

I feel like she doesn't know how to eat like a regular human I want to see her on like... Supersize vs Superskinny where she trades diets for a few days with someone who's underweight. She needs to see how excessive her intake is and relearn human portions.

Edit: I also feel really sorry for her, because she must feel terrible. I didn't realize that I wasn't feeling as energetic as I might when I was just teetering on the edge of normal and overweight... How terrible must she feel? But... It also means that if she actually stuck with exercising more or something like that... she'd quickly start to feel better and better.

 

[Chicken Morris]

She has her hair down, at least.. Was it clean tho?

I doubt it’s clean. I was just going to comment how much I prefer her hair in a ponytail rather than a poop bun but then I remembered those horrifying videos of her touching her filthy hair while eating and felt sick at the thought.

 

[duckpickles]

The nice grease in her hair is probably all that dry shampoo and poop film since she wouldn't be able to wipe her ass right.

 

[Pony Horn]

10 grand a month

10 grand a month but:

* she co-rents an "average" house in Shitsville, KY
* owns a single nondescript car
* does 97% of her shopping at wommart, including her furniture
* never goes out except to eat out, go to the movies, or to wommart
* eats out at Mickey D's and cheap chain style restaurants
* her and Becky wear shit-tier clothes
* owns cheap jewelry
* goes on vacay about once a year and spends nothing extra but hotel, gas, and grubhub surcharges
* has shit-tiered hauls like this one

Gorl better have a bank statement with at least $30k in it or she's doing something seriously wrong.