Does liking plain bread make me a bird?

[Yukako]

Whenever I go to the park to enjoy eating my bread in solitude, a flock of pigeons start surrounding me. I usually give them some out of pity. However, I've been told that it's strange to enjoy eating plain bread on its own.

If only birds like plain bread, does that mean I'm one too?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Bread is not food. It is an eating utensil.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Yes. A big gay faggot bird.

 

[stares at error messages]

Bread is good.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Are you trying to pick a fight here, cunt?

 

[Revelator]

Birds aren't real.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Birds don't like plain bread all that much, they're just being polite.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You might be a squirrel, though.

Actually, my friend's dog ate a whole loaf of bread and most of the plastic bag it was in, so you have a lot of species to rule out. Maybe you should talk to a furry.