DOES ANYBODY WANT TO FRP?!?!?!

[Omori Boy]

I just invented it. It's like Erotic Roleplay but instead of roleplaying having sex it's roleplaying fighting.


Like this:



*grabs your lappell*
"I told you not to call me a pussy ever again"
*punches you in the face*
You: "Hey stop ow that hurts!"
*continues punching you in the face*
*youre bleeding*
You "I'm so sorry I didn't mean it, for consonlation, you can have sex with my mother"
"Thank you, I will enjoy her"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Foot rape play? No

 

[Fat Gollum]

No.

 

[Dysnomia]

*Hadokens you so hard you poop yourself

Game over. I win.

 

[cassowary lover]

...I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[Hellwalker]

Why not just fight?

 

[Betonhaus]

*nukes from orbit*

 

[Not a bee]

Can I be the plane and you be the towers?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Isn't that just role playing?

Also, lol. I should have read the last two lines.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Unless you bring Submarine Man. Other than that. No.

 

[Nameless One]

Can I be the plane and you be the towers?

Yea

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm too gooned out to fight, maybe another time.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

*gives you a little punchy wunchy in your solar plexus OwO*

 

[Rozzy]

*knocks you to the ground and slams my foot in your ass*
"Urgh! what's this sticky substance all over my foot?"

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You "I'm so sorry I didn't mean it, for consonlation, you can have sex with my mother"
"Thank you, I will enjoy her"

"Hang on a second, I thought you said you were going to have sex with my mother, what's this crap?"
*looks down at your lack of penis*
"You don't even have a dick! You lied to me!"
You: "But we still could..."
"No, I believe sex can't exist without a penis involved. This isn't going to go unpunished."
*starts beating you while you cry and piss and shit yourself*
*choke slams you to the ground*
*stands with one foot on your broken body*
"And let that be a lesson to all of you..."
*points out across the crowd of onlookers gathered around us at the Olive Garden we're in*
"If anyone says they're going to have sex with my mother, they better be ready to follow through. Or else."
*sits back down and eats fettuccine while ignoring your moans of pain*
*cops show up*
*they arrest you for lying and being a kiwi farms user*

 

[Chao Garden]

*teleports behind you and kills you to death no miss*

 

[dick brain]

*teleports behind you and kills you to death no miss*

Nuh uh.