Do you think David Shitrat ever got his dick wet?

[Laburnum]

Did the dude ever get laid? He was always on a love quest as far as I can remember.

 

[Farsided]

Hard to serenade your hoe into becoming your lady with a name that's part defecation and part rodent.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

probably once, there's plenty of cows that can score at least one chick. he probably cant get any girl to stick around or be more than friends tho because he's insufferable, boastful yet somehow lacks confidence, and a huge simp, things that are not particularly attractive to the ladies.

 

[GameratePTSD]

He smashed Lauren Southern and her sister at the same time.

 

[Town Drunk]

He smashed Lauren Southern and her sister at the same time.

She may have married and been dumped by an Arab glowie, but she still has standards.

 

[bashe]

didn't he fuk mundane matt?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't know who he is but technically everyone has their dick wet with embryonic fluid.

 

[Laburnum]

She may have married and been dumped by an Arab glowie, but she still has standards.

I'm sure I've said it before but it must be absolutely crushing for him to know that Destiny meets those standards while he does not.