Do you shake hands when you meet people?

[Dolphin Lundgren]

It depends. I shook Dylan Moran's hand a couple of times because I think he's awesome. But I only shake hands when I have to to be polite.

 

[Calooby]

I do it after I jack off to Teletubbies.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

LOL this is a great thread.

99% of the people here would shake hands anyway if a guy would approach them and expand his hand to them.

There is a small percentage that does not but then ya know it depends if you take it personal and make it immediately awkward.

People are too autistic to just shrug it off and to talk afterwards like nothing happened.

Also who the FUCK head nods to other people?

You do that only and ONLY if you are introduced to a larger group and it would take like 10 minutes to shake hands with every one.

 

[Bagronkleton]

Seize hand. Maintain eye contact. Fart audibly. Only release when they've thoroughly savored my rich bouquet.

 

[Pina Colada]

Most of the time, unless they're sick. Then I just wave politely.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Unless they are sick or have no hands, I shake hands. Usually go for a firm grip when it comes to men, along with a gentle and looser grip when it comes to women.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Direct and firm while looking them in the eyes- to let them know I could crush their hand, but choose not to. And to establish dominance, the last man to release the grip is hardcore af. We end up holding hand for the rest of the day because we ain't faggots who let go first.

Y'know, how you're supposed to do it.

 

[wateryketchup]

No, I straight for the hugs.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Only when I go for job related shit. Other than that I don't give a fuck.

 

[Bassomatic]

First meeting anyone yes. Work people always, friends and family depends some shake, others hug, kiss just depends who it's with.

For someone who works with people and has to impress a good hand shake really is a strong communicator of confidence and respect.

But if it's a girl, I'm alpha as fuck so I just grab her by the pussy.

 

[Caesare]

Of course I shake hands. What kind of question is this?

 

[John Titor]

 

[AnOminous]

Of course I shake hands. What kind of question is this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H-pVqmxXZxA

That's how politicians are taught to shake hands, especially in crowds where they're shaking everyone's hands. You don't want someone to be able to grab your hand and hold you still. At best, they're wasting your time or make you look bad, but they could always be pulling you close for a stab or a gunshot.

You also just want to move on from one person in the line to the next quickly and get as many people as possible.

This is basic common sense.

 

[Caesare]

That's how politicians are taught to shake hands, especially in crowds where they're shaking everyone's hands. You don't want someone to be able to grab your hand and hold you still. At best, they're wasting your time or make you look bad, but they could always be pulling you close for a stab or a gunshot.

You also just want to move on from one person in the line to the next quickly and get as many people as possible.

This is basic common sense.

I love how he shakes hands, lots of flair.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I shake hands on a weekly basis at church and at interviews, everywhere else I wait for the offer. I have a pretty firm grip for small hands because of it and get complimented for it a lot.

 

[Hui]

Holding hands is lewd.

 

[Iodised Ant]

Shaking hands is a primarive micro aggression used by the bourgeois on par with slapping a mans ass in the locker room. I deck fuckers in the wrist as hard as possible and play it off as a fist bump.