Do you remember “Penis Inspection Day” at church?

[King Fructose]

All of us boys had to line up to the little confession booth and allow the priest to examine our members. I guess mine wasn’t holy enough because I had to do this every week until I turned 18.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Do I ever! For the longest time I thought my penis was an aspergillum because the priest told me if I shook it long enough, holy water would come out.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Yea, it was why I chose priesthood

 

[The Cunting Death]

First off it was at School and it was every Thursday for whatever reason.
I remember because every friday I'd go to the kinoplex with my pet Falcon.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yes, I was an expert. My mouth was used to detect impurities.

 

[Niggaplease]

you had to only show off your dick?
lucky I had to wear a chastity belt.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I don't really remember it. Probably repressed the memory. All my nightmares involve confession booths with glory holes.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I was raised in the Church of Scientology. I do remember that time they said they found a body thetan in my anus, but fortunately Tom Cruise’s penis was a trained auditor.

 

[draggs]

I do not remember that, but I'm protestant not a catlicker whore of the bishop of Rome

 

[The Magnificence]

Well, sure, but I only had to do it until I hit puberty.

I do not remember that, but I'm protestant not a catlicker whore of the bishop of Rome

Enjoy hell, filthy heretic!

 

[draggs]

Well, sure, but I only had to do it until I hit puberty.



Enjoy hell, filthy heretic!

Enjoy it yourself, idolatrous indulgent blasphemer

 

[Slav Power]

What the fuck is wrong with you Americans.

 

[Justanotherguy]

No, ours was at gym.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i'm freaking out, man

edit: i do remember

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

No, I was raised as an Anglican, so any penis inspections were done by a local MP and not a fucking stooge of the Pope.

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i'm freaking out, man

edit: i do remember

and guess what happened to that boy.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

and guess what happened to that boy.

some people get their penis inspected more than others, i guess.