Do you really lose if you snooze?

[Sillyclown]

 

[Pagan Min]

Yes -- you lose consciousness when you sleep/snooze, therefore the saying is appropriate...

 

[Orphaned Punk]

Yes -- snoozing is sub-optimal sleeping.

 

[Shartavius]

Sometimes you don't know what you've lost until you've awakened with blood on your ass.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

You snoze you loze.

 

[Tablet County]

Unless snoozing is your goal.

 

[Town Drunk]

Only if you are trying to find the best deals at Goodwill or a yard sale.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

You snoze you loze.

You sleeped you weeped.

 

[DankSmoker]

Unless snoozing is your goal.

What the hell is your goal when you crawl into bed?

 

[Tablet County]

What the hell is your goal when you crawl into bed?

Masturbation.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

You cannot gain calories while snoozing so the longer you do it the more weight you lose.

 

[Yugica]

R*ddit has the answer.

0:13

 

[Nefarious Elliot]

No, this is a corruption of the original statement "if you sneeze you pee"

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

You snoosnoo you loselose... Oh wait no you winwin