Do you press the Red, Blue, or Green button?

[Betonhaus]

Red button: If it has more presses then the Blue button then everyone who pressed the blue button die
Blue button: If it has more presses then the Red button then everyone lives
Green button: dispenses ice cream. chocolate, or any other snack of your choice in a quantity that's satisfying but not excessive if consumed all at once.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Geen

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Green

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

Wait, so the green button is disconnected from the other two right? So I can press the red button and have nothing to worry about (t. sociopath)?

 

[Tablet County]

I pressed the porble button.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Green will kill at least a few land whales with beetus since the amount required to satisfy them is enormous.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What's the point? The vast majority would vote for green I think.

I know some assholes will press red, but you can just avoid it entirely in a better way than the recent blue/red button question. Unless giving you those snacks has a downside (which is not entirely clear, like if it's magical and snacks come out of nowehere without spending real life resources).

 

[Betonhaus]

What's the point? The vast majority would vote for green I think.

I know some assholes will press red, but you can just avoid it entirely in a better way than the recent blue/red button question. Unless giving you those snacks has a downside (which is not entirely clear, like if it's magical and snacks come out of nowehere without spending real life resources).

The snacks are purchased directly through normal retail channels by the company that made the suicide button, and are provided free of charge. In the event of unreasonable choices (such as infant livers and diamond infused chocolate) a reasonable substitute will be provided.

 

[Xev]

I destroy the Reapers on every playthrough.

 

[Amin Yasister]

I'm clour blind, have difficulty differentiating between red and green, so I'll press blue, as I am 100% sure it is blue.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm clour blind, have difficulty differentiating between red and green, so I'll press blue, as I am 100% sure it is blue.

But if you press green OR red you guarantee your survival in any scenario.

And you got a 50/50 shot of a yummy treat. I want dried peaches sprinkled with cinnamon.

 

[Trombonista]

Can I add an Orange button? It dispenses images of John the Armadillo.