Do you pre-squirt condiments?

[Tingle]

Does anyone else squirt out a little bit of mustard or ketchup on a plate/in the sink before putting it on something to avoid getting that nasty dry condiment crust on your delicious food or am I a total mental case?

 

[Furret]

I can see why people do that, but I don't really do it myself.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I do. I don't want weird mustard water on my fries.

 

[Deluxe]

ketchup pre-cum is the worst.

just shake the bottle.

 

[TFT-A9]

I never squirt my condiments too early.

 

[round robin]

Just eat it dry like a man.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I swear I thought your title said "What do you do when she squirt"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

You fucking brainlets just give the bottle/packet a shake first to mix the water back in. The water isn’t created by accident and needs to be purged, it’s apart of the recipe.

 

[Canoodler]

Do people not shake the bottle before they squirt condiments?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Buy better quality products and you won't need condiments.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

I post-squirt condiments.

 

[Looney Troons]

I buy packets of ketchup and mustard like a total autist. Not only is the risk of separation minimized (but not completely gone), you’re able to control the amount of the condiment you’re using instead of producing a wasteful mound.

 

[stares at error messages]

You're supposed to wipe that stuff off before closing the bottle. No, I don't pour out my condiment into the sink THAT I BOUGHT WITH MY OWN MONEY. I do shake before application, though.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I presquirted in my pants once.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

1. I clean the bottle lid after using
2. I shake the bottle before dispensing

Life skills.

 

[Noname57]

am I a total mental case?

If you use your clean napkin that you are gonna use for the meal you can clean the nozzle so there won’t be any crusty stuff.

 

[XYZpdq]

I clean the bottle, shake it, and presquirt if it's something cheap like Basic Yellow and Basic Red.

 

[Vingle]

I practice my tongue skills on the sriacha nozzle after squirting, that way. I keep the damn sauce for myself.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

When I bought bud ice on the regular I would sometimes pre-squirt my boxers

 

[Bad Gateway]

I buy packets of ketchup and mustard like a total autist. Not only is the risk of separation minimized (but not completely gone), you’re able to control the amount of the condiment you’re using instead of producing a wasteful mound.

Wasteful Mound is what I call your Dad’s cock.