Do you like elephants?

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I like elephants and God likes elephants. Here's a realistic elephant.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!

Why did the elephant sit on a marshmallow?
So he didn't fall into the hot cocoa!

What do you mean by "like"? Do I like elephants to eat? No. Do I like how they smell? No. Do I enjoy movies about elephants? No. Do I like hunting elephants for their beautiful ivory, useful for making piano keys or billiard balls? Yes.
 
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