Do you have Truck Nuts?

[Pissmaster]

Does your motor vehicle have truck nuts? Does anyone you know have them?

 

[Madre Muerte]

Can't drive nor do I own a truck or a car of any sort. Why would I own a pair of these "truck nuts"?

 

[Lokenstien]

I don't even own a truck.

 

[Meiwaku]

If I had a truck it would have pink nuts or perhaps a uterus variant. I just think it's funny is all.

 

[bear hammer]

No, because my parents aren't cousins.

 

[eatler]

Can't drive nor do I own a truck or a car of any sort. Why would I own a pair of these "truck nuts"?

Got a bike?

 

[Madre Muerte]

Got a bike?

lmao no that's for commies n shiettttttttttttt

 

[Pee Cola]

The Truck Nuts story is fucking wild.

tl;dr: two boomers get into a massive shitfight over who invented Truck Nuts.

If you can't stomach The Dollop because of Dave Anthony's constant politisperging and acute case of TDS, try these links for some background info:

· Lamoureux, Mack. “The Bitter Battle Between Two Men Who Both Say They Invented Truck Nuts: Both David Ham and John D. Saller made a living selling vehicular testicles, but who came up with the concept first?” Vice. (Jul 20 2015) https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8gkqbg/balls-out-the-weird-story-of-the-great-truck-nuts-war

· Ripoff Report “Report: #409343” Wherein John Sallers and John Beaman, of Bulls Balls, are accused of price fixing, mail fraud, false advertising and more. https://www.ripoffreport.com/report...false-advertising-williams-a-409343#comment_1

· Complaints Board. A one star review for Bulls Balls with replies that include a list the dozen traits that sociopaths have. https://web.archive.org/web/2015072...alls-truck-nuts-williams-arizona-c148795.html

· TRUCK NUTS - A Quest for the Truth – We are and have been the Premium Manufacturer AND Purveyor of Bulls Balls® And Big Boy Nuts™ since 1999! https://web.archive.org/web/20090305032452/http://www.bullsballs.com/compare/truck/nuts.html

 

[Night Crawler]

I don't own a truck and if I did I wouldn't have a pair of rubber/plastic testicles hanging off of it.

I do remember the whole truck nuts thing. I haven't seen them since the late 2000's and early 2010's. That's about the last time I saw any of those coal roller retards.

 

[eatler]

I don't own a truck and if I did I wouldn't have a pair of rubber/plastic testicles hanging off of it.

I do remember the whole truck nuts thing. I haven't seen them since the late 2000's and early 2010's. That's about the last time I saw any of those coal roller retards.

I have recently, it’s rare but I’ve seen it. I saw one on a pt cruiser too, no joke.

“If I’m going to die, I’m going to die historic on the fury road!”

 

[Night Crawler]

I have recently, it’s rare but I’ve seen it. I saw one on a pt cruiser too, no joke.

I haven't seen anything like that in about a decade or so. I live in a area with a lot of Boomer tier rednecks that would definitely do shit like that if it was still popular. I even saw the coal roller retards where I live. lol

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I put truck nuts on my Trabant but sadly they worked like an anchor

 

[Huh what?]

I don't own a truck and if I did I wouldn't have a pair of rubber/plastic testicles hanging off of it.

I do remember the whole truck nuts thing. I haven't seen them since the late 2000's and early 2010's. That's about the last time I saw any of those coal roller retards.

I saw someone in my town rolling coal at 2AM a few months ago. It's like they were too scared to do it during the daytime.

 

[Night Crawler]

I saw someone in my town rolling coal at 2AM a few months ago. It's like they were too scared to do it during the daytime.

I haven't seen any of them either. I always thought it was stupid. It uses up extra fuel to do that stupid shit. Then you have to buy more fuel and pay more fuel taxes to a government you say you hate. Makes total sense.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I haven't seen any of them either. I always thought it was stupid. It uses up extra fuel to do that stupid shit. Then you have to buy more fuel and pay more fuel taxes to a government you say you hate. Makes total sense.

But they see it as a form of protest anyway. I drive a diesel, but it isn't a truck. I wish I had a truck sometimes. They are useful. My ex hated anything like it and the only one he would ever drive was this tiny useless Mazda truck that his friend had. I laughed my ass fucking off when I found out after we broke up this friend bought a F250 so what was my ex going to do now? Will he have to change his opinion on trucks? Stay tuned.

 

[eatler]

But they see it as a form of protest anyway. I drive a diesel, but it isn't a truck. I wish I had a truck sometimes. They are useful. My ex hated anything like it and the only one he would ever drive was this tiny useless Mazda truck that his friend had. I laughed my ass fucking off when I found out after we broke up this friend bought a F250 so what was my ex going to do now? Will he have to change his opinion on trucks? Stay tuned.

(I’m betraying Michigan right now) Get a Toyota they served I wars you know.

 

[Rozzy]

Truck nuts would look dumb on my Chevy Spark.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i think they are acceptable if you have some ridiculous type of car, like a pair of them on a isetta could be funny. but on a regular truck or car? nah.

 

[dick brain]

One time a friend and I took a road trip to Wisconsin for reasons and ended up behind a fucked up rusted out truck with a Punisher logo and homemade truck nuts. Like softballs in a grocery bag homemade. My friend pulled out his phone to take a pic and started laughing maniacally. It just so happened that he snapped the pic right as we passed the sign that says "Welcome to Wisconsin".

 

[Lidl Drip]

If I had a truck I would put truck nuts on it and I would put a balldo on the nuts.