Do you have any tattoos? - yes or no?

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I have no real interest in what they are, how many you have, or what they mean.
If you are a farmer who is marked, say so.
I am not. Now you.

 

[Grub]

Back in my day we used to call these sorts of threads datamining threads. They're typically posted by niggers who glow in the dark.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I got a tattoo of my old unit from Nam.

I'm a Vietnam Vet. Former long range recon, part of a unit we just called the Joes.

I served half a tour, before getting discharged honorably. Back in Nam I had a few friends, Wade, Dickie and Ramon. I never joined to be a general or a medal winner but I truly believed I was fighting Chinese expansion.

That was a crock of shit. We were ambushed one day in the jungle. Ramon didn't look all that heroic when he died. He just looked surprised. Dickie was shot, screaming get me on the Huey, and I even took a bullet (it hit the locket that held a picture of my twin sister, I didn't die. ) but ended up discharged. My whole family was hit by a drunk driver on the way to the airport and died. I call an old war buddy up and he invites me to work on his family business in Japan.

I live cozy.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[Job the Long-Suffering]

Back in my day we used to call these sorts of threads datamining threads. They're typically posted by niggers who glow in the dark.

There are more effective ways for niggers to data mine than posting a poll on Kiwifarms...

Like the gangstalkers that monitor my phone-line, and dig through my sewage.

 

[Grub]

There are more effective ways for niggers to data mine than posting a poll on Kiwifarms...

Like the gangstalkers that monitor my phone-line, and dig through my sewage.

Yeah..but...tattoos are one of those things though that can end up on a form like 'does the suspect have any tattoos, yes or no?'

 

[MrTroll]

I have a Three Percenters tattoo on my left bicep, and "14/88" on my right wrist. On my back, I have a Celtic Cross. I think I have some SS bolts somewhere too.

If you'd like to know about my birthmarks too I'd be happy to describe them all in detail.

 

[Red Hood]

I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

[Bill Dauterive]

I hated tattoos until I got drunk with some buddies and one pulled out his tattoo gun and starting handing out free tattoos. 10/10 getting it was actually a fun experience even if it's fairly low quality.

 

[Vingle]

Got a blue rose on my forearm, it reminds of cake decor.
I'm a cake!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Nope. Lots of scars from factory work though.
I had a pretty good fry basket burn scar for five years from my high school McDonald’s career

 

[NaggotFigger]

Used to, but now? No more tattoos.

 

[TiggerNits]

No, my mom taught me not to draw on myself

 

[Shiversblood]

NO I DO NOT HAVE ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololol supppppp hahahhahhahaa