Do you have a Valentine’s Day card to share? - I have one for you <3

[mister meaner]

I made one for you <3

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

 

[JethroTullamore]

This is the one I’ll be sending out to friends and family this year, just remember you asked…..

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Schizotism]

 

[thhrang]

 

[mister meaner]

This is the one I’ll be sending out to friends and family this year, just remember you asked…..

Spoiler: NSFW

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I don't doubt for a second that you've jerked off to this

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Happy Valentines day kiwis.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

my favorite part of Valentine's Day is bending over backwards to please an emotionally stunted retard who has convinced herself that she's hot merchandise just because she's willing to have you put a baby in her so she has a toy to make herself feel better about her utter lack of accomplishment or ambition. nothing says "I love you" like "put your plans for the future and dreams of being debt-free on hold indefinitely so I can become even more chronically dependent on you and do the only thing I'm willing to do to prove any kind of dedication to this relationship, because I've hung my entire concept of self-worth on it". females, guys, am I right?!

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

 

[mister meaner]

my favorite part of Valentine's Day is bending over backwards to please an emotionally stunted retard who has convinced herself that she's hot merchandise just because she's willing to have you put a baby in her so she has a toy to make herself feel better about her utter lack of accomplishment or ambition. nothing says "I love you" like "put your plans for the future and dreams of being debt-free on hold indefinitely so I can become even more chronically dependent on you and do the only thing I'm willing to do to prove any kind of dedication to this relationship, because I've hung my entire concept of self-worth on it". females, guys, am I right?!

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lol calm down virgin

 

[I'm Retarded?]

lol calm down virgin

I wish. the last two relationships I've been in were exactly like that. when I was a virgin coomer I never would have thought hearing my girlfriend beg me to knock her up mid-fuck would be an immediate nuclear boner kill but I've had the unique privilege of experiencing the exact combination of unattractive traits required to make that happen