do you have a nice butt?

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do you

  • yes

    Votos: 16 23.5%

  • no

    Votos: 27 39.7%

  • T H I C C

    Votos: 25 36.8%
  • Total de votantes
    68
Hey. I know we been talking about how Trent is wanting to get a sex change operation, to become a woman and have his penis removed. Well, I told trent not to have his penis removed. Because, well, some females feel penis envy towards men. And I started to get worried thinking, if trent had the sex change operation and had his penis removed he might one day start to feel penis envy towards other men after his penis is already gone.
 
My ass is perfect. There are literally no flaws on it at all. I can fit into any pair of skinny jeans and still have room. Yes, my buttocks with no more than 4 mm of fat at their thickest place, I measured, renders my butt the best. Now, if you'll all excuse me, I have to find a cushion to sit on; apparently, this hard chair I'm sitting on was designed for people with a fat, ugly, deformed tranny ass.
 
Check out my sweet butt!
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A proper description of my butt would read like an HP Lovecraft short story. The ass would be half-described in furtive ramblings by a man driven mad by seeing it, unable to truly understand what is seen yet unable to forget it. I feel 'batrachian' and 'eldritch' would come up a few times. The author would explain he has been abusing absinthe and opium, as only when he is properly sedated can he sleep without waking, screaming and clawing at his eyes. It will end with the author revealing we're reading a suicide note, that his inheritance has been all spent on drugs, and now only my ass awaits him in his horrible nightmares. Ending line: "I can feel the blood leaving me now. At least this way I know I'll be free of that terrible thing."

So to answer your question, no.
 
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