Do you have a job yet?

[Crysocyan]

I can't pay for your hobbies, ok.

 

[Wormy]

Yea, and you people give me a ration of shit for because it's "not a real job" in your eyes because my pay stub doesn't have enough zeroes on the final total, that is when you're not spamming me with ComfyNeets and bragging about how your unemployed ass is having dinner with my Jew (? Jews? HERE?! Bitch this is Hooterville...) boss before fucking my wife in your Ferrari and playing piano in a lounge or some shit.

I can't win with you fuckers.

 

[Arianne Chan]

No, i'm still in college

 

[Wormy]

No, i'm still in college

Fuckin useless leech. Get a real job, libtard.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

No, I'm sick of having to do work for money. I'll tell you what: you pay me first, then I'll get a job.

Posting on Kiwi Farms is a job, mom! I’m helping with the revolution!!!! Gawd!

That sounds like a joke, but in all fairness the only difference between what we do here and what a lot of well paid, pampered journalists do is that they're dickless bootlicking morons who pander to or attack the right people.

 

[Wormy]

That sounds like a joke, but in all fairness the only difference between what we do here and what most well paid, pampered journalists do is that they're dickless (figuratively, but sometimes literally) idiots who pander to or attack the right people.

We do issue more death threats, though.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Do handjobs count?

If you're Null's 24/7 bitch, yes.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Professional shit poster is my job.

 

[keytar]

Selling healing crystals at music festivals is more than a job, it's my life's calling. You wouldn't get it man, you're not a free spirit like me.

 

[The NSA]

Yes, raising the next generation of chud shitlord alt right neo nazi doxers is a job.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Do handjobs count?

Are you getting paid for them? Because otherwise it's just a hobby.