Do you have a daily schedule?

[Christopher Robin]

I was reading Benjamin Franklin's autobiography and came across his daily routine that he made for himself and followed quite strictly, I have to say that I was impressed by how early he went to bed and got up at.

Although I suppose you could take him actually following the schedule diligently with a grain of salt, seeing that one of the virtues he based his life on was chastity.

I was wondering if others on here have any sort of schedule to their lives? Or just go to sleep at practically random times, getting up when you just about have to?

 

[cypocryphy]

I like to poop first thing in the morning.

 

[AbaddonTheDepoiler]

My schedule is the same as my religion, Chaotic.

 

[Star Wormwood]

>wake up
>Shitpost
>Jerk off
>Start drinking
>Shitpost harder
>Pass out after a hard days work.

Sometimes I mix up the order, gotta stay flexible ya know?

 

[SwanDive]

My ideal daily schedule is as follows

1. Don't wake up

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Wake up, drink an obscene amount of strong coffee and take a massive and satisfying shit. Go to work, slave for a day, come home. Play vidya, service the wife, sleep, repeat.

 

[What a moron]

Wake up
Drink own piss
Piss on timetable
Drink own piss
Sleep
Timetable dries from piss
Wake up

 

[MW 002]

Wake up
Go to work
Eat a little
Take sleeping pills
Go into a coma
Then wake up to start the cycle all over again

 

[heymate]

Wake up at around 11:00 AM at the earliest (except on Sunday when I get dragged to my redneck KJV-only Baptist church by my redneck parents and have to sit through "OMG women are wearing evil tank tops and shorts Jesus is totally coming back soon")
Take vitamins and stuff
Make myself a bowl of cereal
Slowly realize that it tastes off, then discover that the milk is expired even though the sell by date isn't for a few more days
Feed Goldie (my chihuahua, who I feel is the only one who understands me)
Sit around all day, watch TV, browse the internet, feel bored of my life
Ask parents why they continually neglect to give me driving lessons and assert the fact that I can't go to college and get away from them if I don't have a car
Dad responds with a droning speech filled with negativity about how I'll never be able to drive competently and how I should just take college from home
Mentally facepalm and start to wonder if I'll ever get to leave home and get a degree and a job and have a normal life
Try to ignore my annoying little brother Robby who is annoying
On weekdays, I go to the gym around 4 PM, work out on the treadmill, sweat, do some dumbbell curls until my upper arms feel sore
Shower, get dressed
Eat dinner
Stay awake until 4 or 5 or maybe 6 AM on my iPad, wondering why I'm still living with my parents and not getting a degree in teaching

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

0515: wake up, clean, eat, go to work.
0630-1500: work
1500-2100: clean, exercise, shower, shitpost, eat
2100: sleep

 

[Bluebird]

Wake me up.
Wake me up inside.
I cant wake up.
Wake me up inside.
Save me.
Call my name and save me from the dark.

 

[CaptainMappy]

Wake up, eat, beat my meat.

 

[Black Waltz]

• wake up
• eat
• shitpost
• vidya
• shitpost some more
• self-loathe
• bed