Do Dogs Actually Fart? - A hypothesis

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Side question: If a wormhole fart were to connect to a source of water, and water then transposed to the event horizon where upon gravity took effect and caused it to flow down the dog's ass and legs, would we have finally created a waterfall?
 
More proof of the dog-fart-wormhole connection.

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my grandpa dog farted on me
smelled very bad so Im pretty sure it was a fart
 
if the entrance to the fart wormhole is in their butt does it really count as not being from them
 
I solved my dog's farting problem by not feeding him, it worked pretty damn well. Then he died of an unrelated cause. RIP.
 
my chihuahua farts and it sounds like when you're chewing gum and you blow a bubble and it pops.
 
i'm not sure. my dog came in my room and emitted a strange noise accompanied with a horrid stench. i assumed the demons were back to drag me away so i waved my dick around until the morning
 
My dog is completely calm when she farts. Either dogs fart, or my dog is a cleverly disguised Lizard Person.
Come to think of it, I did think that all the campaigning she's been doing for Trump lately seemed rather odd...
 
My housemate's dog farted and then pissed on the lounge room rug.

Two days later I had to fish his dumb ass outof the garden pond

Coincidence? You decide.
 
I think dogs are only surprised by their farts if their farts wake them up from a nap.
 
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