Disney's Christopher Robin - a.k.a. there are now officially too many sequels...THE SEQUEL

[Judge Holden]

So....yeah. A live action Winnie the Pooh sequel/reboot movie with a grown up Christopher Robin re-encountering a hideous CGI Pooh is coming out

Coldly and cynically calculated to drive millennial manchildren mad with autistic nostalgia for when they were shitting in pampers and watching a gay bear cartoon

 

[RG 448]

They already did this premise with Hook and it worked because it had pirates and magic instead of a talking bear with the personality of the least annoying patient in the nursing home. They need to make a movie about the Winnie the Pooh from the newspaper comics who was just an unapologetic dick to everyone for no reason.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

It should be a horror movie.
“Why did you leave us Christopher” as all the denizens of the hundred acre woods start groaning as their rotten forms pour out of every crack.

 

[Judge Holden]

It should be a horror movie.
“Why did you leave us Christopher” as all the denizens of the hundred acre woods start groaning as their rotten forms pour out of every crack.

Nah. We need a live action adaptation of Dirty the Pooh

"Its time for assembly.............FROM HELL!!!"

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I can’t wait for people to splice this with Star Wars and Trainspotting. I patiently will be waiting.

 

[CWCissey]

Renton never got off the smack then?

 

[Xerxes IX]

When I saw Pooh in the trailer I thought it was one of those Snuggle fabric softener commercials with the bear.

 

[LofaSofa]

How unbelievably silly.

 

[Desire Lines]

Get a feeling this is going to be one of those movies where a premise is sillier that the movie itself. Call me optimistic, but I think this could turn out okay or even good

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Get a feeling this is going to be one of those movies where a premise is sillier that the movie itself. Call me optimistic, but I think this could turn out okay or even good

I also think it could turn out okay, but that might be because I really enjoy Ewan McGregor.

 

[The Demon]

oh god. this movie is gonna make me cry, isn't it?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

oh god. this movie is gonna make me cry, isn't it?

Oh bother...

 

[CWCissey]

I can’t wait for people to splice this with Star Wars and Trainspotting. I patiently will be waiting.

I can't wait for them to replace Pooh's dialogue with Ted's.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Seth MacFarlane already made this movie, twice.

 

[BurningPewter]

I dunno if Tigger is in it , it be cool

 

[TheClorax]

I also think it could turn out okay, but that might be because I really enjoy Ewan McGregor.

Considering he really wants to reprise his role as Obi Wan should a spin-off movie ever take off, his connection with Disney might just be starting.

 

[CWCissey]

I dunno if Tigger is in it , it be cool

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4575576/

He is. And apparently voiced by Roy from The IT Crowd.

I don't know if that will work to be fair...

Rabbit's voiced by Peter Capaldi by the way, so expect Malcolm Tucker splices!

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Who asked for this?

 

[CWCissey]

Who asked for this?

Lazy Disney execs.

 

[XYZpdq]

Wouldn't it be a smarter choice to pick an old IP that isn't banned in China?