Disney lays off 28,000 employees

[Dom Cruise]

Without the story the safari ride is significantly less cool than *insert name of location revealing local outdoor zoo with wildlife tours in renovated open air school buses here* with the added benefits of a ten hour drive time, three hour line time, ten minute ride time, and 80 dollar entrance fee.

Balls in your court, Disney...

To be fair, you could say the story was a little heavy handed, in fact originally you were going to see the bloody, skinned corpse of a poached elephant, but it's better to have some kind of story than none at all.

And the bridge part was neat, I still can't believe they really dropped that.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Fuck Mickey Mouse. I hope they fold. The people who have mouse ear decals on their windows are the same shit-for-brains mongoloids who put apple stickers on everything. Walt Disney didn't like cats which automatically makes him a stupid asshole.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Fuck Mickey Mouse. I hope they fold. The people who have mouse ear decals on their windows are the same shit-for-brains mongoloids who put apple stickers on everything. Walt Disney didn't like cats which automatically makes him a stupid asshole.
Ver archivo adjunto 1643562

I was with you till the cat thing.

 

[GorillaGhost]

Suuuuuure it's about Disneyland being closed.

It has absolutely NOTHING to do with Mulan being a fucking BOMB in sales.

They left out the dragon I heard. He and the cricket were the whole damn show.

I was with you till the cat thing.

Cats are gods. Bow down and show some respect.
Cat ladies, on the other hand, should die, if ugly, or get on their knees to service all us men, if hot.

 

[Ebony Way]

I was with you till the cat thing.

I once heard something that made me go, 'huh. That tracks'.

Cats establish and enforce their own boundaries. If they don't like what you are doing they will, in stages, escalate that enforcement. They

1. try to let you know they don't like what you are doing with a yowl, then a gentle teeth grab/bat at you, then an actual bite or claw.
2. remove themselves away from what you're doing, but stay in the vicinity
3. Leave the area entirely.

When you meet cats on their own terms, respecting their boundaries where practical, enforcing your own in the same manner, and some gentle discipline and structure to correct bad behaviours, they will basically turn into dogs, following you everywhere, sleep by you at night, and getting crazy excited whenever you come home.

People who hate cats for no good reason, but like dogs, probably hate it when others have their own boundaries. They just want unquestioning loyalty and obedience.

(People who have had a bad experience with a cat get a pass, it's the people who say "i just don't like cats" and have no reason I'm talking about.)