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[SteelPlatedHeart]

• What was up with the Muppet character? He was clearly the Chef, yet they didn’t just use the Chef.

How many Disney characters got shit on compared to non-Disney characters?

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

How many Disney characters got shit on compared to non-Disney characters?

I honestly cannot think of a Disney character that got shat on. The only characters that seemed to explicitly take shit are Shrek and Sonic.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I have now also subjected myself to Chip & Dale. Here’s what I will say:

The movie was painful, but I want to say that there were some glimpses to where I could see it being better, or funnier.

Ugly Sonic was probably the only part of the film I really got into. Yeah, overused joke aside, he had sort of a weird character arc and him flying down at the end made me go, yeah, go Sonic. It was stupid, but nice to give him a little bit of a win.

I believe the Nickelodeon joke could have been funny, but the cheapness of the film ruined it. If they showed the Paw Patrol biting the shit out of putty fucker, then it could have been funny. Sadly, they didn’t have a budget for the licenses. Also, why was putty fucker making jokes about the Rugrats attacking, you were the one who got your dick bite off by the Paw Patrol, not the black qween.

Some of the background gags were decent. Lego Miserables was good. The Batman vs E.T. was so retarded that it got a laugh in a sort of YT shitpost type of way.

The bad:

• Terrible rap scene while thinking they are clever by saying it is terrible. The whole rap is about not eating whales, just repeating that over and over. There was no humor, they could have at least thought of funnier lyrics.
• Any emotional stuff in the film is shit.
• References to the original series feel like the writers read Wiki articles.
• DreamWorks characters were only there to feed Seth Rogen’s ego.
• Terrible CGI all around.
• What was up with the Muppet character? He was clearly the Chef, yet they didn’t just use the Chef.
• Terrible jokes.
• Etc..

*shows the scars of having endured this descent to maddness*


I feel your pain know that you shall not suffer alone in your suffering my friend.

How many Disney characters got shit on compared to non-Disney characters?

ohhh yeahhh about the Muppet chef guy and the plot point about the cheese? they pretty much ripped off the puppets cravings for sugar from happy time murders...congratu-fucking-lations dipshits you stole from the worst thing to come outta the Henson workshop since....IDK anyone know anything that sucked as bad as happy time murders?

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

References I was able to spot in the film:

• Jimmy Neutron’s hair, Smurf’s hat, Ickis’s mouth, Samurai Jack’s sword, and Sora’s hair and key blade were all present in the parts scene.
• The mutant version of Peter Pan had Woody’s leg and Wreck It Ralph’s arm. The rest I couldn’t tell you.
• The freeing scene had a few oddities. A purple Gumball Waterson was there, and Peter Griffin’s legs can be seen. The was also Bambi with what appeared to be the color scheme of XJ9 or Jenny from My Life as A Teenage Robot. There was also an obviously Adventure Time inspired design.
• The transformation machine showed different art styles including Rick & Morty, the Simpsons, some clearly DC capeshit designs, etc.
• Garfield poster.
• References to Rugrats, Paw Patrol and Peppa Pig in cop backstory dialogue.
• Mantis from Kung Fu Panda and Bob the Blob from Monster’s Vs Aliens did the Seth Roger laugh.
• Pickle Rick and LEGO man cosplayers at convention.
• Convention had Indiana Jones, Bloo, MLP, He-Man and Skeletor, Voltron, Lumiere, that cat Marvel character? and Paul Rudd as, get this, Aunt Man.
• Vin Diesel stars in Fast and The Furious Rescue Rangers edition in credits.
• Bootleg films include The Simpsons, Winnie the Pooh, and Aladdin, starring Pete.
• Flounder from the Little Mermaid taken hostage at beginning.
• Cats, yes those CGI abominations, fighting in alley.
• Billboards included LEGO Miserable, Batman vs ET, Fast & The Furious Babies, and a few others.
• Entire scene dedicated to Synder Batman and ET
• Chip and Dale Star in Full House in beginning sequence.
• Randy Marsh in a Sauna during the locker room scene.
• Shrek shampoo melted to make port-a-potties.

If there are any reference fellow Kiwis should know about so they don’t have to watch, please chime in @A Grey Cat.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Paul Rudd as, get this, Aunt Man.

You were Tommy Doyle in Halloween 6...dont act like that wasn't a part of your past boy.

The mutant version of Peter Pan had Woody’s leg and Wreck It Ralph’s arm. The rest I couldn’t tell you.

the head was either fat cat or Marie from artistocats, don't know what the other arm was some character who had a gun, butthead appeared running for senator, squidward and chun li got named on the Hollywood walk of fame..oh and get this...DIP...yes THE dip from Who framed Rodger rabbit...appeared during the scene where peter peter pumpkin eater wanted to rearrange dale into a bootleg. OK was WFRR a movie or real events in this universe you fucking hacks?

Fast & The Furious Babies

also vin diesel appeared during the fake posters at then end...stole that idea from cats don't dance.

Pickle Rick

also appeared as rick and mort animation syle after chip and dale got scanned.

I...I think that's everything...im drunk as hell trying to dig everything i saw from memory soooo i might be off a bit or so.



Update:


SOON

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

also vin diesel appeared during the fake posters at then end...stole that idea from cats don't dance.

also appeared as rick and mort animation syle after chip and dale got scanned.

I actually got these two…

Other references I now remember:

• Beavis from Beavis and Buthead has a political ad on a bench after the chipmunks run out of the police building.
• Very clearly Daria inspired designs appear in the opening school scene cafeteria.
• The live action Alvin and the Chipmunks plays at Chip’s house, to which he mocks them for rapping.
• Darkwing Duck cameo at end.
• Scrooge Mcduck cameo during scene after Stan Marsh cameo.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

What the fuck disney?!

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>Forty-fucking-two kids with a mouse and a goddamn fly

I honestly cannot think of a Disney character that got shat on. The only characters that seemed to explicitly take shit are Shrek and Sonic.

Of fucking course. Can't poison the consoomers' little minds by suggesting that some of Disney's decisions were....*gulp*....BAD. Disney is always perfect!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

References I was able to spot in the film:

• Jimmy Neutron’s hair, Smurf’s hat, Ickis’s mouth, Samurai Jack’s sword, and Sora’s hair and key blade were all present in the parts scene.
• The mutant version of Peter Pan had Woody’s leg and Wreck It Ralph’s arm. The rest I couldn’t tell you.
• The freeing scene had a few oddities. A purple Gumball Waterson was there, and Peter Griffin’s legs can be seen. The was also Bambi with what appeared to be the color scheme of XJ9 or Jenny from My Life as A Teenage Robot. There was also an obviously Adventure Time inspired design.
• The transformation machine showed different art styles including Rick & Morty, the Simpsons, some clearly DC capeshit designs, etc.
• Garfield poster.
• References to Rugrats, Paw Patrol and Peppa Pig in cop backstory dialogue.
• Mantis from Kung Fu Panda and Bob the Blob from Monster’s Vs Aliens did the Seth Roger laugh.
• Pickle Rick and LEGO man cosplayers at convention.
• Convention had Indiana Jones, Bloo, MLP, He-Man and Skeletor, Voltron, Lumiere, that cat Marvel character? and Paul Rudd as, get this, Aunt Man.
• Vin Diesel stars in Fast and The Furious Rescue Rangers edition in credits.
• Bootleg films include The Simpsons, Winnie the Pooh, and Aladdin, starring Pete.
• Flounder from the Little Mermaid taken hostage at beginning.
• Cats, yes those CGI abominations, fighting in alley.
• Billboards included LEGO Miserable, Batman vs ET, Fast & The Furious Babies, and a few others.
• Entire scene dedicated to Synder Batman and ET
• Chip and Dale Star in Full House in beginning sequence.
• Randy Marsh in a Sauna during the locker room scene.
• Shrek shampoo melted to make port-a-potties.

If there are any reference fellow Kiwis should know about so they don’t have to watch, please chime in @A Grey Cat.

This is what happens when the people who made/contributed to those Pooh's Adventures grew up and got into Disney through nepotism.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Disney Afternoon/Snookums & Meat/Smash Bros reference.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Darkwing Duck cameo at end.

Poor jim cummings...i feel like he and tress MacNeil got screwed over five ways to sunday with this...oh well at least maybe this means DW is safe from sharing the same fate...maybe

Forty-fucking-two kids with a mouse and a goddamn fly

I refer you to the prior comparisons to the maggot baby scene from the fly. Which as i said..gave the actors on set nightmares for weeks...months...possibly years, but at least in the fly's case that was INTENTIONAL.

Disney Afternoon/Snookums & Meat/Smash Bros reference.
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damn shame that that's probably the best thing to come outta this trashfire fuckfest....and it's not even real...just a mock up that mocks us.


wait a minute.....SUGGESTIVE THEMES?!

 

[Archeops]

References I was able to spot in the film:

• Jimmy Neutron’s hair, Smurf’s hat, Ickis’s mouth, Samurai Jack’s sword, and Sora’s hair and key blade were all present in the parts scene.

The bit about Sora’s hair and Keyblade popping up as a cameo seems to follow a somewhat surprising uptick in KH references popping up in Disney media (Mickey’s Kingdom Key D popping up in The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse and KH’s Dive Into The Heart section popping up in an episode of The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder), I just wish that they’d move away from Sora and Mickey. Would it kill ‘em to have the Heartless pop up in a cameo for once?

• Darkwing Duck cameo at end

Poor jim cummings...i feel like he and tress MacNeil got screwed over five ways to sunday with this...oh well at least maybe this means DW is safe from sharing the same fate...maybe

I refer you to the prior comparisons to the maggot baby scene from the fly. Which as i said..gave the actors on set nightmares for weeks...months...possibly years, but at least in the fly's case that was INTENTIONAL.

damn shame that that's probably the best thing to come outta this trashfire fuckfest....and it's not even real...just a mock up that mocks us.

That’s one’s a bit ironic considering that we’re supposedly getting a reboot in the near future. The only downside is that it’s headed by Seth Rogen.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The bit about Sora’s hair and Keyblade popping up as a cameo seems to follow a somewhat surprising uptick in KH references popping up in Disney media (Mickey’s Kingdom Key D popping up in The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse and KH’s Dive Into The Heart section popping up in an episode of The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder), I just wish that they’d move away from Sora and Mickey. Would it kill ‘em to have the Heartless pop up in a cameo for once?


That’s one’s a bit ironic considering that we’re supposedly getting a reboot in the near future. The only downside is that it’s headed by Seth Rogen.

Sora being in Smash could have had something to do with it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The bit about Sora’s hair and Keyblade popping up as a cameo seems to follow a somewhat surprising uptick in KH references popping up in Disney media (Mickey’s Kingdom Key D popping up in The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse and KH’s Dive Into The Heart section popping up in an episode of The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder), I just wish that they’d move away from Sora and Mickey. Would it kill ‘em to have the Heartless pop up in a cameo for once?


That’s one’s a bit ironic considering that we’re supposedly getting a reboot in the near future. The only downside is that it’s headed by Seth Rogen.

hey disney? lean in close for one second I wanna share a special little secret with you..you ready?.......





STOP GIVING WORK TO THAT FAT, POTHEAD, WASHED UP, HASBEEN UNFUNNY, SACK OF SHIT SETH ROGAN!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

That’s one’s a bit ironic considering that we’re supposedly getting a reboot in the near future. The only downside is that it’s headed by Seth Rogen.

>the exact same fucker that did this shit is doing a Darkwing Duck reboot

 

[A Grey Cat]

>the exact same fucker that did this shit is doing a Darkwing Duck reboot
Jontron - Am I dead yet [Foodfight].mp4

we're all dead...on the inside now, we're all brothers in suffering at the cruel hands of fate.

The live action Alvin and the Chipmunks plays at Chip’s house, to which he mocks them for rapping

in the words of Mr. Walker..."streaming all five films now on Disney Plus!"


CONSUME
BUY
OBEY

STAY ASLEEP

THIS IS YOUR GOD

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Seth Rogan has like four characters he voices in this(one of the new).

THEY ALL DO THE LAUGH.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

I posted all references in the Chip & Dale thread if interested:'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/live-action-cgi-rescue-rangers-movie-in-the-works.56501/post-11952699

 

[SkaTastic]

The new Chip 'n Dale movie in 20 secs

 

[A Grey Cat]

I posted all references in the Chip & Dale thread if interested:'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/live-action-cgi-rescue-rangers-movie-in-the-works.56501/post-11952699

Your sacrifice shall not be in vain and your suffering is to some degree at an end at last.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

Your sacrifice shall not be in vain and your suffering is to some degree at an end at last.

Looking for references was the only thing to keep me invested, which is why I could list so many. I will admit, for as shit as the film is, a few of the references are pretty big deep cuts