Directory/dictionary of Kiwifarms lingo?

[ilovepeanuts]

Sorry in advance. Am newfag and professional lurker. I’ve been around long enough to pick up some of the terminology used at the Farms (powerlevel, sperg, MATI, a-log, etc.) but when I come across something in a thread and don’t know what it means, I don’t wanna be an autist and derail by asking. And a lot of it is so unique to this site that you can’t really look up the definition. Does anyone have the link to a guide or would be willing to write up a little index of KF terms for me and my fellow newfags? If this is one of those things that you gatekeep for security reasons/keeping trolls out of the loop, I get that. But it would be helpful

 

[Thunk Provoker]

As far as I know there isn't a guide for that.

 

[murph]

I am an old (not old to the forums but old in general) and don't always get the references, either. Maybe you could start one.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Just use ED or Know Your Meme.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’ll just give you the most important one.

Nigger-a nigger.

Any questions? What part is confusing to you?

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

there actually is one already but it’s next to useless

https://kiwifarms.pa/help/glossary/

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Here are a few of the more common terms used here along with an example sentence:

Opsec- Operational Security. Don't put your personal info on the internet.
"Using the same username across sites is bad opsec,"

Glucking- Doxing someone using google
"We glucked that guy easily"

Felching- When a cow deletes things in a panic.
"When Keffals heard the farms were after him he went into a panic and felched for hours."

Jelq- To fedpost
"I once read an article about inflation and it made me so mad I jelqed all night."

Goon- Usually a verb. When a lolcow disappears for a while.
"Bob's been gooning all week, he hasn't tweeted once."

Snowballing- When two lolcows talk in private.
"Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph have been snowballing with each other for years now."

Those are just a few off the top of my head. Hope it helps.