Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Zarkov]

Begun, the autism wars have.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I am so fuckin' ready!

 

[BeanBidan]

Chris, please! Put the guns away!

 

[Zorin OS Is Awesome]

So Barb died already?

Probably not. He just posted a video of his new cat playing earlier. He's probably talking about the "merge".

 

[zap2theextreme]

So what do you guys think he's doing right now? Just staring at the wall waiting for the CWC portal to open?

 

[Phobotech]

"Pray to the CPU's"

...is he talking about computers?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I can't wait, I've built a shrine for my i7 and everything.

 

[Zorin OS Is Awesome]

Begun, the autism wars have.

 

[Shibaru]

I Shall Build a Shrine for my 7th Gen Intel Core i5.

 

[Rivalo]

Screw your optics, he's going in.

 

[Red Sun]

"Pray to the CPU's"

...is he talking about computers?

He's talking about anime girls who are also video game consoles. Praying to the computers that rule our lives is just everyday schizo nonsense, not nearly autistic enough to occur to Chris.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Where are all the wellness check faggots now?

This tweet makes my stomach hurt.

 

[Some Manajerk]

The time has come, the Walrus said
to talk of other things
Of shoes and ships, and sealing wax
of cabbages and kings!

 

[The Giver]

Hopefully he just sits in his room trying to open a portal with his mind.

Since the alternative would presumably be him incoherently ranting and doing stupid shit in public, inflicting his batshit insanity upon the unsuspecting people of the greater Charlottesville area

 

[Shibaru]

Where are all the wellness check faggots now?

This tweet makes my stomach hurt.

tbh these tweets are making me actually worried about chris' Mental Health, i feel like eventually he'll be in a Mental Institute, but his mind will think the Merge Happened.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

It all comes tumbling down...

 

[Shibaru]

I Was here Before Chris makes more Delusional Tweets saying that he Sees Patti, the Portal to CWCville and all of the "CPU"'s.

 

[zap2theextreme]

didnt he say the merge was happening on 12/18 and not 11/18?

People keep confusing this. Chris has never mentioned a specific date. Chris got the number 1218 from Marvel, as our dimensional earth in the comics is referred to as Earth-1218. People confused it for a date because it also coincidentally happened to be the date for his court appearance and he used the hashtag #DimensionalMerge1218.

 

[Zorin OS Is Awesome]

So has Chris turned into everything he once was against?

1. Alcohol -> claims to be a social drinker, hard liquor seen in videos (such as vodka in Cherokean Chant)
2. Smoking -> smoking cannabis on a regular basis
3. LGBT -> now identifies as a woman
4. Men other than him and his father -> is now bisexual
5. Non-religious people -> has abandoned Christianity and worships false idols

Someone should tell Chris that his future message video is for him in the future. It ironically sounds like he's trying to save himself in it.

Since when does Chris smoke marijuana? I thought the only drug he used was Paxil.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

It all comes tumbling down...