Did you touch grass today?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I did. I made it pragent.

 

[Fat Gollum]

I touched more than grass, my friend.

 

[dick brain]

Nigür it's December

 

[Lords Greatsword]

It is a wonderful thing to go out and not only find branches on which to do pullups, but also rocks hefty enough to lift and perform more movements with.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I couldn't. It was buried in 3 feet of snow.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Just wear shoes lol

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I couldn't. It was buried in 3 feet of snow.

Pussy.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I touched myself

 

[ForgedBlades]

Snowed here, so no.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Yes, I went to get the mail.

 

[equinsu_ocha]

I touch grass every day. Except when I don't.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Yeah, fucking gypsies were back in my lawn, had to clank my pans to scare them off.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Pussy.

I swear. I lost my arms trying to touch it.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Nah it's fucking cold, I'm next to a warm fire wrapped in a blanket wearing fuzzy sonic slippers while drinking hot chocolate filled to the brim with marshmallows like a real manly man.

 

[shan state lesbians]

No grass was touched, but I did go outside to buy ube hopia and peanuts to eat.

 

[Not a bee]

What are grass?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What are grass?

What you put on when sumthing wong.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You people are all sick. Grass is the name of
my autistic cousin. He doesn't know any better.

 

[Rozzy]

I face-planted grass today if that counts?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I experienced grass with all of my 9 senses, yes.