Did you threaten babies?

[nad7155]

 

[Rou]

I told my little sister to shut up once when she was a toddler

 

[ZehnBoat]

I told my little sister to shut up once when she was a toddler

Oh my god
That reminds me of the bullshit I would tell my sister when we were little

Good times

 

[polonium]

Oh my god
That reminds me of the bullshit I would tell my sister when we were little

Good times

I convinced my sister she had mad cow disease and she cried. And also told her normal people could see electricity, until she started to pretend she could see it too.

 

[Coldgrip]

Only when they choose to act like an autist.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Every day I threaten my grandniece with something because she's hit her terrible twos early, developed a supersonic shriek that shreds my patience and because her mother is a shit parent.
-Any hypothetical threat to let an animal raise her or leaving her to fend for herself at a state park is kindness compared to this poor kid's future.

Also when I was a kid I used to tell the younger neighborhood kids stories about a giant kid-eating owl that just-so happened to live in any tall, creepy looking tree that happened to be close to the kids' houses.

 

[Cthulu]

Threaten? Hell I eat them as a snack.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I convinced my than 6 year old sister our parents got a divorce because of her.

I feel really bad about it now, because it seriously messed her up for a while.

 

[Coldgrip]

Every day I threaten my grandniece with something because she's hit her terrible twos early, developed a supersonic shriek that shreds my patience and because her mother is a shit parent.
-Any hypothetical threat to let an animal raise her or leaving her to fend for herself at a state park is kindness compared to this poor kid's future.

Also when I was a kid I used to tell the younger neighborhood kids stories about a giant kid-eating owl that just-so happened to live in any tall, creepy looking tree that happened to be close to the kids' houses.

It's funny because some owls (and other large birds or prey) can pick up small children.

 

[DatBepisTho]

It's funny because some owls (and other large birds or prey) can pick up small children.

 

[Argonian Scum]

Not that I remember, but my brother pissed in my Easy Bake pans once.

 

[The Dude]

Only the adult Autistic babies on the internet. I'm not cruel enough to threaten real babies.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Yes.

 

[Unattended Baby]

It's all good here.

 

[AA 102]

I once made my little sister some Kool Aid with salt instead of sugar.

 

[Bluebird]

I am well aware it's wrong to bite kids, which is why I have truthfully not done it in decades, since my own childhood (if even then).

 

[LagoonaBlue]

The only baby I care about is my niece to be honest, and no I'd not threaten her because I am not a cunt.

 

[drain]

Only when they vomit on me.

 

[DZ 305]

 

[Chubby_Penguin]

Only out of earshot.

I went out to dinner with my boyfriend reccently and there were a couple of screaming babies near us for a bit. We had some fun joking about horrible things.