Did you Remember to Wash your Penis Today?

[Grub]

Penile hygiene is very important. Poor penile hygiene can lead to a build up of smegma, an oily, malodorous, and irritating substance, around the glans of your penis.

This can lead to unpleasant odors emanating from your penis. It can also lead to a condition called balinitis, where the glans of the penis becomes red and inflamed. It could also lead to urinary tract infections.

Remember kiwis, always wash your penis every day.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Didn't call me bucko 1/10.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Yes, and I dried it off with sandpaper as instructed.

 

[SandyCat]

I run mine through the dish washer every day, thanks for asking OP.

Then when I'm done I run it through the good old fashioned clothes wringer to dry it off

 

[Crunchy Oats]

My penis never gets stinky, I have no foreskin, I must be a penis god in comparison to all these other stinky wiener kiwis.

 

[Vecr]

A penis doctor I talked to said keeping it clean can reduce cancer rates so do that.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

You mean, get it wet?

 

[Penis Drager]

Don't have to: circumcised.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Let me clue you in on a little trick I learned from across the pond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oybSdcfZsAg

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This rabbit died after smelling your carrot.

 

[Law]

Shit, I left it in a glass of water on my nightstand!

 

[Slav Power]

I wash my cock after every piss.

 

[King Fructose]

no, sometimes it’s best to let it fester.

 

[NewRetroVagina23]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_RoTLx6rgsE

And also benzos, lots and lots of those.

 

[Retink]

I have, but the problem is when I wash my penis it feels so clean and agile that I can't help but masturbate, which means I have to wash it again, and that just starts the vicious cycle all over again. Really makes it hard to find time to go to the underworld to watch Disney movies with lobsters or whatever else it is that I'm supposed to do.

 

[Slimy Time]

Who washes their penis? Just get the woman you sedated and kept chained up in your basement to clean it for you. Hello? Duh.

 

[draggs]

If I wash benis and can't smell it, how do I know it still there

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Virgin penile-cleansing: hair conditioner & hand,
Chad penile-cleansing: using virgins to do it.

 

[Megatardingo]

Strong musk strong health, females love shtinky dinkies.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

I keep a large-mouth bass in my fish tank for just such an occasion. Or should I say "suck" an occasion.