Did you masturbate in middle school/ high school?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Serious question. I masturbated ONCE in middle school in the restroom. There was nobody else in there and I know I shouldn’t’ve done it but I was really pent up and the rest is history. How about you guys?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

So your purity is gone?

I had to put texas catheters on a few men when I was a nurse assistant so that's probably long gone. Can't put it on them when they're erect, btw. Have to come back later and try again or wait.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I had to put texas catheters on a few men when I was a nurse assistant so that's probably long gone. Can't put it on them when they're erect, btw. Have to come back later and try again.

I am so sorry that you have been doomed to a spinster life. And also gross story.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

I was friends with a kid who jerked off in class once in middle school. Everybody made fun of him for years. He got the world's biggest growth spurt in sophomore year, started hitting the gym, and traded his glasses in for contact lenses. By senior year, half the girls I knew were falling over each other trying to get in his pants. He's super nice too, even invited me over to his New Year's party even though we barely speak these days.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Fingered my girlfriend on the bus during a field trip, was pretty based.

 

[Executive Petrel]

masturbation is cucked.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I had to put texas catheters on a few men when I was a nurse assistant so that's probably long gone. Can't put it on them when they're erect, btw. Have to come back later and try again or wait.

There is a 3rd option...

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

nah I was too busy smashing ya mum to jerk off