Did you know about this? - A completely normal thread that definitely isn't a shitpost.

[LoogerLike]

YOU JUST GOT
GUNTED!!!
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"DAS RITE, BISH, YOU JUST OWNED BUHY THE RALPHA MALE!"
"YET ANOTHA BIG FAT "DUBYA" FOR THE KEELSTREAM!"
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Ethan Ralph, visionary, poet, father.


Now that yet anotha broke dick farms user has been felted, share this image with another broke dick or suffer the Ralpha Male Curse, BISH!

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[LopsidedLegend]

Sweet, new Rick Roll released.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eFvIJ_GD0Y

 

[Fungible penis]

Well played.

 

[peachlover669]

can i get a side of crease oil with my enguntment? or does that cost extra?

 

[Long Dong Silver 2025]

Ya got me

 

[Glaust]

Got me too.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

FUCKING GOLD

 

[Honored guest]

You nearly gave me a heart attack with that banner bish

 

[Rubber Man]

Feels like i've just been cursed, as though a part of my being is now corrupted. Anybody got some xannies or cheap mexican prostitutes?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I cast Circle of Protection and negate the curse of your next turn.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Dammit, thanks for the fucking warning, jackass!

I opened this at work and they made me CEO!

 

[Laburnum]

Matta fact, it was probably yew who got big leagued!

 

[LoogerLike]

can i get a side of crease oil with my enguntment? or does that cost extra?

crease oil and a gunt go together like ham and cheese... but you'll haveta put a few maker's mark under your pillow before bed to get some. bish.

 

[31 Black]

>Be me.
>Click link in Q&A, brace for dumb question and ready dumber answer.
>Let's fucking go.wav
>Get guntbanged.
>Immediately gain 100lbs, age, and shrink.
>Try to call for help but slur speech because drunk and addicted to Xanax.
>Hear a cancer-ridden Minnesotan's chain smoker laughter and pills rattling as I fall to the floor.
>See shadow, think it's my horse faced loli ex finally coming back to help me.
>Actually @LoogerLike .
>fml.png
>Points and shouts, "Suffah, 31 Black! Suffah!"

 

[Lip Glossary]

Against my better judgment I clicked on this thread thinking that it wasn't going to be a shit post only to realize that you made me feel foolish because it was in fact, a shit post.
Well played, OP.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Well done sir. I forgot that Ralph even existed.

 

[souschef]

What happened to my hair? noo

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Man, that kid diddler picture still cracks me up every time.

 

[TV's Adam West]

IT
WAS
GODS
PLAN