Did they ever specify what gender those 72 virgins were?

[AMHOLIO]

Could it be 72 incels?

 

[Bec]

If you want a serious answer:

Houri (Heavenly Virgin) - WikiIslam

wikiislam.net

Houri's are said to have big boobs and good vaginas (although you might only have two of those apparently) and most translations of the hadith (islamic narrations outside the quran) use the term "wife".

Narrated Al-Miqdam bin Ma'diykarib:
That the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: "There are six things with Allah for the martyr. He is forgiven with the first flow of blood (he suffers), he is shown his place in Paradise, he is protected from punishment in the grave, secured from the greatest terror, the crown of dignity is placed upon his head - and its gems are better than the world and what is in it - he is married to seventy two wives along Al-Huril-'Ayn of Paradise, and he may intercede for seventy of his close relatives."
[Abu 'Eisa said:] This Hadith is Hasan Sahih.
Jami` at-Tirmidhi 1663

Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch next to them will be (glittering) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the houris, (who will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that) the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh." Sahih al-Bukhari 3254

So yeah
Also haha 72 redditors in heaven ecks dee.

 

[A 5 Star User]

Very Clever, never thought of before

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Raisins.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why do you think they toss gay men off buildings? They're throwing them into the strong arms of 72 virgin men.

 

[theshep]

They're women... but the description is even worse.

In the Hadith, Houris have been described as "transparent to the marrow of their bones", "eternally young", "hairless except the eyebrows and the head", "pure" and "beautiful". Sunni hadith scholars also relate a number of sayings of the Prophet Muhammad in which the houris are mentioned.

Transparent skin. How revolting. I've also read elsewhere that they have totally black eyes. So like a transparent woman whose skeleton you can see with wholly black eyes.

 

[Cup Noodle]

They don't care as long as they are under 10.

 

[Shidoen]

If I had 72 incels when I go to Heaven, they better enjoy some DND because I got a whole lot of rolls to make.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Theoretically, they could all be a different gender identity.

 

[BluntyBitch]

They're women... but the description is even worse.

Transparent skin. How revolting. I've also read elsewhere that they have totally black eyes. So like a transparent woman whose skeleton you can see with wholly black eyes.

Oh, so Eugenia, Okay

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Family Guy did this joke 10 years ago.

 

[timewave0]

I think some of them are houris right? From what I understand, houris are essentially magical Scandinavian women — very fair skin, beautiful, and down to sleep with strange ayrabs

 

[Dysnomia]

They're women... but the description is even worse.

Transparent skin. How revolting. I've also read elsewhere that they have totally black eyes. So like a transparent woman whose skeleton you can see with wholly black eyes.

It sounds like Nephele from Greek mythology. A transparent woman made of clouds in the image of Hera. She was married off to some king who got tired of her because she was transparent.

Imagine 72 see-through women. Who cares how young and beautiful they are.

Honestly, with the all black eyes coupled with transparent white skin I have to wonder if they are describing aliens. Or mole people from the center of the Earth. Weren't there all these extensive underground cities found in modern day Turkey? It's rather creepy if you combine with that the 72 see-through ladies with eyes like those black goo episodes of The X-Files.

The truth is out there.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If you want a serious answer:

Houri (Heavenly Virgin) - WikiIslam

wikiislam.net

Houri's are said to have big boobs and good vaginas as well as most translations of the hadith using the term "wife"

So yeah
Also haha 72 redditors in heaven ecks dee

Maaaaan fat and gay.

Real talk: do chicks get special perks too or no? Will they get 72 raisins permavirgins?

If I had 72 incels when I go to Heaven, they better enjoy some DND because I got a whole lot of rolls to make.

This is wholesome unless rolls is a metaphor for beating them up. Then it's funny.

Family Guy did this joke 10 years ago.
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Thank goodness, I knew I wasn't the first smartass to make this observation. Now I have a pic to go with it at least.

Honestly, with the all black eyes coupled with transparent white skin I have to wonder if they are describing aliens. Or mole people from the center of the Earth. Weren't there all these extensive underground cities found in modern day Turkey? It's rather creepy if you combine with that the 72 see-through ladies with eyes like those black goo episodes of The X-Files.

The truth is out there

Who knew the real alien worshipers were Muslims all along?

 

[Shidoen]

Maaaaan fat and gay.

Real talk: do chicks get special perks too or no? Will they get 72 raisins permavirgins?

This is wholesome unless rolls is a metaphor for beating them up. Then it's funny.

Thank goodness, I knew I wasn't the first smartass to make this observation. Now I have a pic to go with it at least.


Who knew the real alien worshipers were Muslims all along?

Look they're not having sex if they're virgins, they are continuing the same process of failing rolls on tavern wenches.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

If I had 72 incels when I go to Heaven, they better enjoy some DND because I got a whole lot of rolls to make.

A campaign with 72 players sounds like hell.

 

[Shidoen]

A campaign with 72 players sounds like hell.

Split it up into separate tables following the same base campaign.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

No. There’s a reason you get a bulk discount.