Did Rusty Cage just kill himself on stream? - I'm uneasy bros...

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Stream is currently still live and nothing explicit was shown, he turned the camera away from the guillotine before slicing what he said was a watermelon. It's been bugs and wind for the last 15+ minutes.

Do you think he is become an hero is he just dragging a joke on a little too long?
 
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The three constant unknowns of the Internet:
-whether or not Sam Hyde actually committed a mass shooting this time
-whether or not the report of Boogie's death is real this time
-whether or not Rusty Cage actually killed himself this time
 
Can you explain exactly how you make a fucking guillotine in your bedroom without getting found out? That's imply he did it without making a ton of noise and it was small enough that it was easy to hide which in that case, how could something like that be powerful enough to kill you?
I guess just very quietly and he didn't let anyone into his room. He situated the blade over his bed and had it connected to a timer. I think he set it up so it would just kill him in his sleep. Definitely not the worst way to go.
 
I guess just very quietly and he didn't let anyone into his room. He situated the blade over his bed and had it connected to a timer. I think he set it up so it would just kill him in his sleep. Definitely not the worst way to go.
Waking up with a shock to realise you have no body now, and about 3 seconds left to regret your actions doesn’t strike me as the most peaceful, but I suppose it’s quick.
 
The more I think about it, how many of us when we commit suicide can say we did it by Guillotine? Seems like a missed opportunity if he's still kicking. I mean alive and kicking, if he is headless there is a chance he's probably still kickin' back there
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Anybody who actually thought this was legit is a retarded nigger, this dude makes suicide jokes nonstop and faking his own suicide with a guillotine is an extremely Rusty Cage thing to do. It's 99x less funny if you have to put up a big neon sign saying "It's just a joke" but it appears that is what's needed for modern audiences which seem to have the collective IQ that scores in the mentally handicapped range.
 
Tens of thousands of dollars in time and materials, over a year of build up, all culminating in a punchline that loses impact if himself or the people closest break silence too soon.

What does his girlfriend do? Spread ass for $5 moments after.
 
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